Funnies

GOOD
A Denver, Co policeman had a perfect
spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many.

Then, he discovered
the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing

up the road with a hand

painted sign, which read
"RADAR
TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a
young accomplice down the
road
with a sign reading "TIPS" and a
bucket full of money.

And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his
car speeding through an
automated
radar post in Vail, CO. A $40 speeding
ticket was included. Being
cute,
he sent the police department a picture
of $40. The police
responded
with another mailed shot of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for
speeding. As the Colorado State
Trooper walked to her car window,
flipping open his ticket book,
she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a
ticket to the State
Troopers
Ball." He replied, "Colorado State
Troopers Don't Have Balls!"
There was a moment of silence while
she smiled, and he realized
what he'd just said. He then closed his
book, got! back in his patrol
car and left. She was laughing too hard to
start her car.