WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an
hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game
before
helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means
'something,' and you should
be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with
'Nothing' usually end in 'Fine'

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she
thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you
over
'Nothing'

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman can make to a
man.
'That's Okay' means that she wants to think
long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or
faint. Just say you're
welcome.

WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

Send this to the men you know to warn them
about future arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology!

> And send it to your women friends to give them
a good laugh.