6/25/2006

ahem...ahem....Um...August Honey!

Wedding Anniversary



A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife angrily told him, 'Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that
goes from zero to 160 in five seconds or less.'

The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and
found a brand new bathroom scale.

Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the extent of the injuries ..."

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