Hangover

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after
attending his company's Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the
drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he
got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did
something wrong. Jack had to
force himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a
single red rose.

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he
sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then
he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with
little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife
in lipstick.

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to go get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,
darling.' He stumbles to the
kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table
eating. Jack asks,
'Son. what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out
of your mind. You fell over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked
in the hallway, and got
that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'mmarried!"Broken Coffee Table $39.99Hot Breakfast $4.20Two Aspirins $.38Saying the right thing at the right time . . Priceless'
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