A goth primer

A goth primer: "Age: None. Goths are timeless. ;-)
Behaviour: broody, dramatic, sensual, given to excessive romanticism
Climate:cool, damp, and dark.
Diet: hors d'oeuvres, cigarettes
Intelligence:strangely above average
Favourite Colour:black
Literature:19th century romance and horror, Anne Rice, Neil Gaiman
Major:Humanities: art, literature, psychology, etc.
Music:er, gothic
Natural Habitat:cemetaries, caf�s, bookstores, libraries, laboratories, the internet, and the incredibly dark and evil gothic nightclub (spooky spooky) Tourists beware!
Natural Range:Northern Europe and English-speaking countries. England and Germany are the two cultural focii.
Occupation:artist, computer-related, literature-related, student, clerk
Race:any (but being pale is a big plus)
Religion:none, any
Sexual Orientation:none, any, all"

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