Don't ever really do this...a funny.

Subject: Stress Management Technique

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool
mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic
place called 'the
world,'.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall
fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the
person you're holding
underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already."