Dog Jokes

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  - DOG JOKES-
  
  Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
  Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
  
  Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
  He doesn't believe in dogs.
  
  What bone will a dog never eat?
  A trombone.
  
  What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
  A south paw.
  
  What do you call a dog with no legs?
  It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.
  
  What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
  A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.
  
  What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
  A pet degree.
  
  What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
  A watch dog.
  
  What is a little dog's favorite drink?
  Pupsi-cola.
  
  What kind of dog floats in the air?
  
  
  An Airedale.
  What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
  A hot dog.
  What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
  It's raining cats and dogs.
  
  Where do you find a no legged dog?
  Right where you left him.
  
  Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out?
  In pup tents.
  
  Which side of a dog has the most hair?
  The out side.
  
  Why did the little boy name his dog Computer?
  Because it came with lots of bytes.