Dog Jokes

  • - DOG JOKES-

    Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
    Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.

    Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
    He doesn't believe in dogs.

    What bone will a dog never eat?
    A trombone.

    What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
    A south paw.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

    What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
    A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.

    What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
    A pet degree.

    What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
    A watch dog.

    What is a little dog's favorite drink?

    What kind of dog floats in the air?

    An Airedale.
    What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
    A hot dog.
    What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
    It's raining cats and dogs.

    Where do you find a no legged dog?
    Right where you left him.

    Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out?
    In pup tents.

    Which side of a dog has the most hair?
    The out side.

    Why did the little boy name his dog Computer?
    Because it came with lots of bytes.

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