Colonoscopy Humor

[A physician claims these are actual comments
from his
patients made while he was performing

  • 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where
    no man has
    gone before."

    2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

    3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

    4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

    5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we
    there yet?"

    6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally

    7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

    8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left
    hand out.
    You do the Hokey Pokey...."

    9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

    10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

    11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my

    12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't

    13. "Could you write me a note for my wife,
    saying that my
    head is not, in fact, up there?"

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