7/13/2007



Mr. Tough guy..!

:)








From Quiet Bear


Who is behind this ????

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!

We Must Stop This Immediately !

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper .

Groceries are heavier .

And, everything is farther away.

Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time!

If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they' re red in the face!

What do they think I am, a lip reader?

I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age.

On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am.

I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.

I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection . . . Well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rearview mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? !

The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling? !

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning:

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they once were.

And I am here to tell you I hate it. . .

7/12/2007

Queen star finishes PhD thesis after 30 years - Yahoo! News

good for him...

7/11/2007

Lady Bird Johnson, former first lady, dies - Yahoo! News

a moment of silence please...
She was a First Lady,
Mother and wife.
and she lived not for from here...

ThinkGeek :: Red Shirt

LMFAO....

ThinkGeek :: R/C Jousting Knights

ook these are cool,
read the article and check out the wee video.

7/09/2007

Dog View_ on the titanic... fiction , but shocking when you think about it.















I’m Frou Frou, a gray Poodle.

My owner is very nice to me.

Sometimes my life is a bore, but not on this hunk of metal.

A few days ago, my owner handed me over to a man who took me down a metal hall and into a cage.

A cage! I never stayed in a cage!

There are many other dogs here in cages, too.

I sometimes get to go up into my master’s room.

A little girl walked me today.

I was absolutely dumbfounded by this large “ship.”

I don’t like water and that is what this ship travels on.

I got to eat my evening meal in my master’s room.

I am now being led down a hall.

I just passed the champion French bulldog,
Gamon de Pycombe, who is stuck up.

I am at my cage.

Don’t leave me here!
I hate the dark!
Please let me out!

Oh, what a day…

(THIS IS A FICTIONAL PASSAGE FROM A FICTIONAL PERSON'S DIARY)

From: .Titanic, Sinking of the Unsinkable



















Look for life not as we know it, U.S. report urges - Yahoo! News

...doing Mr. Spock eyebrow.....

Brain Circuitry Trouble May Explain Depression - Yahoo! News

Catholic school opens gates to Hell boy - Yahoo! News

cool name....

7/08/2007

C O V E N A N T - official web site -

Ok ppl, I know NOT a NEW Band,,,
but I just found them...

we want revolution....
cool......

SongMeanings | lyrics | Covenant - We Want Revolution

cool, this song is rockin...

malevole - Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?

I got 9/10 :P

Thousands commemorate 1947 UFO 'crash' - Yahoo! News

**The X-Files Theme Music **.....

sorta cool would be fun to check out.

7/07/2007

Blogthings - What Style of Womens Jeans Are You?

Blogthings - What Style of Womens Jeans Are You?: "
You Are Boot Cut Jeans

You're fashionable and sexy - in an understated way.
You're more about looking good than following the latest look of the week.
"

Blogthings - What Does Your Latte Say About You?

What Your Latte Says About You
You are very decadent in all aspects of your life. You never scale back, and you always live large.
You are a very serious person. You don't have time for silly antics.
Intense and energetic, you aren't completely happy unless you are bouncing off the walls.
You're addicted to caffeine. There's no denying it.
You are a child at heart, and you don't ever miss the opportunity to do something playful.
You are dramatic and intense, but you are never moody.

7/02/2007

- 'Dracula's Castle' Up for Sale in Transylvania -

cool...a new summer place:)

7/01/2007

Seventh Sanctum - Name Generators

this link flown in on Bat wing from the DARK ONE...

6/30/2007

The Fountain.


















Just watched it..OMG..it was excellent, I really liked it.
it was weird and full of convoluted imagery.
death/rebirth/dying/living/sacrifice.
definite chick flick...
...was awsome, have your kleenex handy.
:blowing nose, wiping eyes....

6/29/2007

Screw Politically Correct B.S.: 2006

a blog of note:) I just found it...

Half of Canadians too ignorant to be Canadian - Yahoo! News

........SIGH.............

Once again, I feel ashamed*.......
:covering eyes and shaking head.



**
Not that I would fail the test,
just that so many people today are frickin idiots in the land of my birth....

Latest from the Marine :)


He's doing good:)






6/28/2007

- Retired Marines Should Be Called 'Former Enlisted' or 'Former Commissioned Officers' -

yup, thats only right...

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole Lyric

My Song O'the day...frickin cool....

Oh baby dont you know I suffer?
Oh baby can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretenses
How long before you let me go?

You set my soul alight
You set my soul alight

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the 'supermassive'

I thought I was a fool for no-one
Oh baby I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth

You set my soul alight
You set my soul alight

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the 'supermassive'

Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole

Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole"

Billie Holiday | Gloomy Sunday lyrics

Carter / s. lewis / r. seress

Sunday is gloomy,
My hours are slumberless
Dearest the shadows
I live with are numberless
Little white flowers
Will never awaken you
Not where the black coaches
Sorrow has taken you
Angels have no thoughts
Of ever returning you
Wouldnt they be angry
If I thought of joining you?

Gloomy sunday

Gloomy is sunday,
With shadows I spend it all
My heart and i
Have decided to end it all
Soon therell be candles
And prayers that are said I know
But let them not weep
Let them know that Im glad to go
Death is no dream
For in death Im caressin you
With the last breath of my soul
Ill be blessin you

Gloomy sunday

Dreaming, I was only dreaming
I wake and I find you asleep
In the deep of my heart here
Darling I hope
That my dream never haunted you
My heart is tellin you
How much I wanted you
Gloomy sunday

Mayan astrology

Wis. man accused of stomping pet fish - Yahoo! News

Saw this story thought of Min and his änimal poems...

Owned a fish named Pat,
With the wife Had a Spat
grabbed the fish
stomped him flat
now he's resting on the mat


yeah I know ,crappy, but I tried....

lmfao...

6/27/2007

OMG!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!OMG!!!!!


For all your framing needs...



This is an awsome site , by a close friend of ours..
check it out if you are so inclined...
her Dogs rock:)

Passion's Killing Floor

A brand new song from HIM that will be featured on their new album will be on the soundtrack to the Transformers movie. The song is called "Passion's Killing Floor" and the soundtrack comes out on July 3rd in the US and a few days before in different countries throughout the world.

Check it out!

Animal-human embryos need human rights, bishops say - Yahoo! News


















Read this article, it is slightly chilling.

amazing that we can do this sort of thing,
very sci fi, but now a reality.

once again I say it is a woman's choice,

only hers, it's her body.

It will be a reality though.
The future with genetically engineered humans,
modified with animal traits.

All in all I really don't see it as a bad thing...
I'd love to have a tail, dog sense of smell,
dog hearing, wolf eyes..you get the picture.

It will happen.

6/26/2007

...: Lasting Dance

a poem from one of my favourite Poets.

"can you feel the rhythm of the night"


check out his work,

Inconsequential

worth the trip across the pond...

You Are Upper Class
Class isn't always about money, and you've at least got the brains, manners, and interests of an upper class person.You don't have a trashy bone in your body, and you don't pretend to be someone you're not.You're comfortable with your station in life, and class issues don't really bother you.The finest things in life are within your reach, and you're comfortable enjoying them.
You may end up: A business leader, corporate lawyer, or philanthropist
Other people who share your class: Bill Gates, Oprah, former world leaders like Bill Clinton, and those reclusive billionaires no one ever talks about.

Trixie's Summer Fun Essential Tips

By Trixie Koontz, Dog

1) Sun.

2) Swim.

3) Sausage.

4) Smell the roses.

5) Sneeze.

6) Snooze.

7) Sniff, snort.

8) Quilting classes.

9) Bite Donald Trump's ankles—if he has bathed.

10) Continue with my nuclear fusion experiments.

11) Lay claim to eight square miles around house with pee markers.

12) Save fur from morning combings until have huge mass. Then pretend to cough it up, give neighbor's cat hair-ball inferiority complex.

13) Read Old Yeller, have good cry.

14) Call tobacco shop, ask if they have Prince Albert in a can, then tell them to let him go.

15) Learn to turn off alarm system. Without waking Mom or Dad, slip out of house before dawn. Drive to doughnut shop for first batch of the day.

16) Learn to drive.

17) Sausage.

18) Go to Disneyland for lunch with Walt. (Keep secret that he is not dead. Tell everyone am having lunch with Mickey and Donald.)

19) Establish contact with home planet, make report on progress of conquest of Earth.

20) Chase cat not because want to but because is expected of dog.

21) Luxuriate on lawn.

22) Luxuriate on Mom and Dad's bed.

23) Luxuriate pretty much everywhere.

24) Sausage.

25) Play with stupid ball that Dad thinks so much fun. Humor him. Practice looking excited. "

Voices from Inside - - Patrick Knight

gives you some insight on the person,
who prolly by now is dead...

I'm not sure..

I can't find any info on that subject at the moment...
I have no idea why this case is so interesting to me...?

local proximity I guess.
Here is the newspaper account of the crime...not a very nice guy....

more info

_____________________________________________


Execution set for man who murdered couple

By Phillip Yates, The Amarillo Globe-News

A man convicted in the August 1991 slaying of a Randall County couple learned the date of his execution.47th District Judge Hal Miner set Patrick Bryan Knight's execution for sometime after 6 p.m. on June 26 for his role in the execution-style killings of Walter Werner, 58, and Mary Ann Werner, 56, according to court documents filed Tuesday.According to a June U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals opinion upholdinghis conviction, Knight and Robert Timothy Bradfield broke into the Werner'shome on the Claude Highway east of Pullman Road during the morning of Aug.26, 1991.When the couple came home that evening, the two men locked the pair in their basement. About 24 hours later, Knight gagged and blindfolded the couple and drove them to Masterson Road in Randall County, about four miles from their home, according to the opinion.Knight then made the couple get out of the van and kneel, then shot thecouple in the back of their heads. He then dragged their bodies into a ditch on the side of the road and returned to his trailer and went to sleep, the opinion said.As Randall County deputies and officers with the Potter-Randall Special Crimes Unit began investigating the killings, they questioned Knight, who lived in a trailer house next door to the Werners' home. Knight initially denied involvement in the killings, but he eventually led officers to the location of the victims' bodies, the opinion said.In 1993, a 47th District Court sentenced Knight to die after convicting him in connection with the Werners' deaths. The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals rejected an appeal of his conviction in March 1999.Knight's co-conspirator, Robert Timothy Bradfield, was sentenced to two life sentences in connection with the slayings and he is eligible for parole inSeptember 2009, according to the Randall County Sheriff's Office.Bradfield is in the Ferguson Unit about 20 miles northwest of Huntsville,said Michelle Lyons, a spokeswoman for Texas Department of Criminal Justice.Knight is assigned to the Polunsky Unit in Livingston.The state of Texas has executed eight inmates so far in 2007. Twelve executions, not including Knight's, are on the TDCJ's scheduled execution list, Lyons said. A judge presiding over a capital punishment case sets an execution date when it appears that appeals in the case have been exhausted, according to TDCJ.When TDCJ receives a warrant of execution from the court, it adds the killer's name on its list of scheduled executions. The department schedules the execution on the date ordered by the court, according to TDCJ.Randall County Sheriff Joel Richardson, who was the county's chief deputy atthe time of the killings, said the scheduling of Knight's execution was justice finally coming, after about 15½ years, for the Werners' family members."This was a brutal murder of two very innocent victims," Richardson said."What this is about today is about carrying out justice. It is aboutbringing some justice and closure to the family members."---Source : The Amarillo Globe

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6/25/2007

Iwo Jima flag raiser Lindberg dies at 86 - Yahoo! News

a moment of silence please...

Egyptologists think they have Hatshepsut's mummy - Yahoo! News









this would be a wonderful thing......

I greatly admire this woman.

Lethal injection

just a little light reading...

Man set for execution wants to die laughing - Yahoo! News

Yes ,Yes I know I already posted about this...

It is just freaky, it is happening in San Antonio , close to here, at or just after midnight...TONIGHT.

I'm just finding it twisted , this guy who looks like a normal guy,
but shot two old people to death...is going to die ,
and he wants to tell a joke as his last words.

G-Man and I were talking about it, and in his usual UN-PC way:)

"Welp why don't you sit up til midnight ,

and have a drink ready,

then you can sip your poison ,

while he's having his....."

and then saunters off ....

OMG...LMFAO...OOOHHHH thats so bad....

I think I might do that...snort, giggle...

6/23/2007

Sonoma-Marin Fair 2007

some ugly dogs and the winner ,
of this years ugly dog contest.

I still think SAM is the king.

6/19/2007

The eye of the beholder

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


Xaby the wer-Beige....

from the Awesome Power that is G-man....




Bulgaria: Image of Mythological Minotaur Labyrinth Unearthed in Bulgaria

hummm interesting...

6/18/2007

FOXNews.com - 'The Mr. And Mrs. Happy Handbook' - FOX & Friends

looks funny , might get it...

Hunt for the Hunter | Ghost Hunters |SCIFI.COM

might have to enter this,
G-man said I should...
...***thinking*****



we'll see....

6/17/2007

Call to Arms

this is personal for us...
Our Best Friend Woody is deploying..
he will be over there, with our son...
the link is a pictorial story of his unit.
the first picture is our friend and his Daughter*
*(Bup's 1st girlfriend)

6/16/2007

Death row inmate holds joke contest for his 'last words' - Yahoo! News

this would be **Gallows Humor**?????

I even find this abit twisted...

6/15/2007

Virtual Worlds Review: Virtual Worlds List By Category

space the final frontier...sort of....

6/14/2007

Sociolotron

ok kinda wierd...

more C.O.{I dare you to throw me in}



: "Try it.
I dare you. [increasingly nervous shifty eyes]
I'm...tewtally ready.

Unlike last time. [Chihuahua shiver]"

from cute overload


: "YARRRRRRRRRRRRH! [pops out of bag]
Didn't think I joined you on the trip, did ye?
Avast!
Hand over that Freedom Fry with all speed! [licks chops]"

6/08/2007

Paris Hilton may go back to jail - Yahoo! News


Ok this is a farce...

she needs to be treated just like everyone else ,

not special because she has freaking millions of dollars...

SEND HER RICH SKANKY ASS BACK TO JAIL.........


for her full sentence and let her learn to be Normal...

ya know make some friends wit da grrrls from the hood,

the joys of high carb tasteless crap for breakfast /lunch/dinner..

learning not to play*** pick up the soap!***


she better be put back in her cell,

or I think it will truly

be the sign of the beginning of the apocalypse,

and we all better get our hand baskets ready.....

6/05/2007

Blogthings - Who's Your Inner European?

Your Inner European is Russian!

Mysterious and exotic.
You've got a great balance of danger and allure.
"

Blogthings - The 100 Question Purity Test

You Are 28% Pure

Pure? Sure, you're about as pure as yellow snow.
You're a downright devil. But you're also a pretty delightful one!

Blogthings - How Nerdy Are You?

You Are 80% Nerdy

You are a pretty big nerd, and you're getting nerdier every day.
Don't worry if you don't have friends... there's always robots.
theme song:
White and Nerdy- Weird Al
sadly it's true, But I still rock.

Police find 'werewolf' link to violence - Yahoo! News

***I see A bad Moon arising***


LMFAO

People get really fracked up during the lunar rise ,
I've watched this for years myself ...

6/02/2007

I Am The Jurist, Goo Goo G'Joob - June 1, 2007

up in our old neck of the woods....

Blogthings - What Kind of Drinking Woman Are You?

You Are a Champagne Woman

A true mystery, no one can quite figure you out...
That is, until you start drinking. Then you tend to let loose.
You're fun to drink with, but it definitely takes you a few drinks to loosen up.
You prefer to date a man who likes the finer things in life... like a five star dinner with that champagne.
"

Blogthings - Are You Cutthroat?

You Are More Cutthroat Than You Think

Yes, you do have that killer instinct lurking in you.
And while you may not be actually cutting throats anytime soon...
You certainly don't mind clawing your way to the top.
"

Blogthings - What Goddess Are You?

You Are Aphrodite!

A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on
"

Hirst work shows diamonds are a skull's best friend - Yahoo! News

ok this guy is abit wacked....

5/29/2007

F/V Cornelia Marie - Crab Fishing Vessel featured on Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch

very Cool, Captain Phil and crew:)

One of our favourite show's...

Veterans Graves Desecrated, Orcas Island









- Un- Fracking - Real,
What The F_ _K!


Photos courtesy of San Juan County Sheriff's office
posted 05/28/2007

Vandals twice attacked Veterans' graves in Woodlawn Cemetery on Orcas Island this Memorial Day weekend, burning American flags and placing swastika-bearing flags in their place.
"It was an outrage," said said Bob Folk, a Vietnam Vet and former American Legion Post 93 commander. "Just the thought of doing it..."
"This crime is an outrage to every veteran, veteran's family, friends of their family, and the community as a whole," San Juan County Sheriff Bill Cumming said in a statement released Monday, May 28. "This is not an act of free speech, this is a crime."
"This vandalism is considered a hate crime under Washington law, and is being investigated as such," Cumming said.
The Orcas Island American Legion members and friends decorated the graves with more than 100 small American flags Saturday evening, said Folk, who helps organize a Memorial Day ceremony at the cemetery. Sunday morning, Stan Englehartson, a Legionnaire and World War II Veteran, saw the damage as he drove to a pancake breakfast at the Legion Club in Eastsound.
Forty-six flags were stolen and 33 were burned with their remnants still attached to their small standards. Fourteen of the American flags were replaced with flags on sheets of paper bearing hand-made swastikas.
Legionnaires and their friends rounded up flags to replace the missing and charred flags. "We had a enough to put back up Sunday evening," Folk said.
A cemetery caretaker remained in the area and watched the cemetery until 4 a.m. Monday morning. A short time later it was discovered that the vandals struck again, cutting up flags and replacing 33 of them with the hand-drawn swastika flags.
Most of the available small flags on Orcas were marking graves at other cemeteries, stolen or destroyed but that didn't deter the Legionnaires from honoring their fellow vets. "We printed up 100 flags and made sticks for them and put them on the graves," Folk said.
"People went out there way to get things accomplished so it could be as best as we could do," Folk said. "We feel we have to pay our respects."
Anyone with information about the persons who planned and carried out this crime are asked to contact the sheriff's office at 360.378.4151.

5/27/2007

iRobot Corporation: iRobot Verro

Are the days of the ** pool boy** numbered???

5/26/2007

the cutest puppy ..:) Bernard.









Blogthings - What's Your Beauty Element?

Your Beauty Element is Fire

Wild and sexy, you keep your beauty style smokin' hot.
You're not afraid of glamour or showing off your assets!
"

lol...from **Cute Overload**


So I says to him, I says...

Red hat Pup: "...Look, life comes with responsibilities...Teddy Roosevelt gave an entire speech once with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some tings are a matter 'a duty."
Blue hat pup: "You gotta point d'ere. You gotta point."

5/24/2007

Savoir Hair: The Second Life Hair Journal

5/23/2007

5/21/2007

PerfectPetzzz.com - All Perfect Petzzz

check this out allergy free pets, that you can take anywhere.
Brought to my attn: Cute Overload.

5/20/2007

The Die Hard Fan Quiz

The Die Hard Fan Quiz

meet Bruce Willis in Second Life.

: Beneath the vampire's shadow

an excellent article, a good read.

Unexplained Mysteries :: Human-animal hybrids get the go ahead

ok this is getting creepy...
You Are the Ace of Diamonds

You are a lucky person, and you always seem to find yourself surrounds by pretty, shiny things.
You have a knack for success and money - though your skills can't really be learned or taught.

You shine in a room, and you a have a truly sparkling personality.
A true extrovert, you always are able to share a witty joke or the latest scandalous gossip.

While you do have an eye for bling, you are also quite generous.
A lot of wealth and luck comes your way. And you're not afraid to pass it on.

A gamble you should take: Sports betting

Your friends would describe you as: Captivating

Your enemies would describe you as: Greedy

If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A trophy wife or husband

5/19/2007

New Rules For 2007 By George Carlin :)


New Rule:?

Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com!There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years.? Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days

--mowing my lawn.

New Rule:?

Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull.? People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili.? Hey, it cost less than a dollar.?

What did you expect it to contain?? Trout?

New Rule:?

Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged.? I have a better description for these kids:?

lucky bastards.

New Rule:?

If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope.? If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols.? If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

New Rule:?

Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone.? Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them??

Okay, we're done.

New Rule:?

There's no such thing as flavored water.? There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste.? Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink.? You want flavored water??

Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt.?

That's your flavored water.

New Rule:?

Stop screwing with old people.?

Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label.And the top is now the bottom.? And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue.?

Congratulations, Target, you Just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule:?

The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole.?

If you walk into a Starbucks and order a

"decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet,"

ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule:?

I'm not the cashier!?

By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule:?

Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual.?

It's right above the crack of your ass.? And it translates to "beef with broccoli."? The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.

You're not spiritual.? You're just high.

New Rule:?

: Competitive eating isn't a sport.? It's one of the seven deadly sins.? ESPN recently televised the U.S.? Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting.? What's next, competitive farting??? Oh wait!? They're already doing that.?

It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

New Rule:?

I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms.?

If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule:?

If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule:?

No more gift registries.?

You know, it used to be just for weddings.? Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.?

Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule:?

and this one is long overdue:?

No more bathroom attendants.? After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael.? I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish.?

I don't want to be on your web cam, dude.? I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: ?

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months.? "27 Months."? "He's two," will do just fine.? He's not a cheese.?

And I didn't really care in the first place.

New Rule:?

If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh.?

If so, then plan your future around saying" Do you want fries with that?"

Blogthings - How Cynical Are You?

You Are 56% Cynical

Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.
"

Blogthings - Do You Have A Bad Girl Reputation?

Your Reputation Is: Mystery Girl

You're the girl that everyone is trying to figure out.
Men are attracted to your intriguing persona - and women want to copy it!
"

http://ggthoughts.blogspot.com/2007/05/worthy-cause.html

I would appreciate my readers checking this out and doing what is right.

My husband has this on his blog.

In Remembrance of the Past Earthquakes, Dark Days, Falling Stars

worth a read, fascinating!

5/18/2007

THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS: FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE PUPPIES

This is just horrible,,,,WTF!

Save the dogs and get rid of them...

5/17/2007

30-Second Bunnies Theatre

now featuring **Pirates of the Caribbean**

too funny...

5/13/2007

:)
Smiling...
My Son the Marine just called to say ,
"Happy Mother's Day ...'

cool ,made my day...

which was good,
laying around,
out for huge Lunch at Serrano's
..Margaritas, food...
laying around...
playing computer...

a good day.
"Jewel of all my Kingdom

Although I conquer all the earth,
Yet for me there is only one city.
In that city there is for me only one house;
And in that house, one room only;
And in that room, a bed.
And one woman sleeps there,
The shining joy and jewel of all my kingdom

Sanskrit Poem"
Love One Another

Love one another, but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Fill each other's cup, but drink not from one cup.
Give one another of your bread, but eat not from the same loaf.
Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone.
Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.
Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of life can contain your hearts.
And stand together, yet not too near together.
For the pillars of the temple stand apart.
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.

Khalil Gibran"
"She Walks in Beauty

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

Lord Byron"
A Red, Red Rose

O, my luve is like a red, red rose,
That's newly sprung in June.
O, my luve is like the melodie,
That's sweetly play'd in tune.

As fair art thou, my bonie lass,
So deep in luve am I,
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry.

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun!
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
While the sands o' life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only luve,
And fare thee weel a while!
And I will come again, my luve,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile!

Robert Burns"

A Cool Breeze - Fashionable Hand Fans

a lost art I still employ...

Happy Mother's Day!

Dog gets medal for saving kids - Yahoo! News


What a sweet doggie,good boy hugs..:(


Nine-year-old Jack Russell terrier George is being honoured with a posthumous bravery medal for saving five New Zealand children from an attack by two pitbulls.

The medal from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) comes after US Vietnam veteran Jerrell Hudman said he was sending his Purple Heart medal to George's owner after hearing of the dog's bravery.

George, who had a heart problem, won fame after defending five children from the pitbulls in the small North Island town of Manaia a week and a half ago. The two pitbulls rushed at the five children on the street, prompting George to charge the much larger dogs as the children escaped.

The Jack Russell was badly mauled by the two pitbulls and later had to be put down because of his extensive injuries. The two pitbulls were also put down.

The SPCA medal is usually awarded to people for their bravery in defending animals.

"George was a very brave little dog who almost certainly prevented severe injury, if not death, to at least one of the children," SPCA chief executive Robyn Kippenberger said.

"It's truly tragic that he paid with his own life for his instinctive act of courage."

Hudman, 58, of Austin, Texas was a US Marine for 30 years and said he decided to send his Purple Heart to George's owner Alan Gay after reading the news on the Internet because the dog was "a little warrior".

The Purple Heart is awarded to those killed or injured fighting for the US military.

Military hunts for missing soldiers

...hope they find them...alive and ok...
though horrible to say ,
It doesn't look good at all.
:(
prayers....

5/11/2007

"My True Love Has My Heart

by Philip Sidney

My true-love hath my heart and I have his,
By just exchange one for the other given;
I hold his dear and mine he cannot miss;
There never was a better bargain driven.
My true-love hath my heart and I have his,

His heart in me keeps him and me in one;
My heart in him his thoughts and senses guides;
He loves my heart for once it was his own,
I cherish his because in me it bides.
My true-love hath my heart and I have his,"


I remember hearing this in the movie ELIZABETH,
I think it is beautiful.
Just as true today ,
love is eternal.

The Indian Serenade

by Percy Bysshe Shelley


I arise from dreams of thee
In the first sweet sleep or night,
When the winds are breathing low,
And the stars are shining bright:

I arise from dreams of thee,
And a spirit in my feet
Has led me- who knows how?
To thy chamber-window, sweet!


The wandering airs they faint
On the dark, the silent stream-
The champak odors fail
Like sweet thoughts in a dream;
The nightingale's complaint,
It dies upon her heart-
As I must die on thine,
Oh, beloved as thou art!


Oh, lift me from the grass!
I die! I faint! I fail!
Let thy love in kisses rain
On my lips and eyelids pale.
My cheek is cold and white, alas!
My heart beats loud and fast-
Oh! press it close to thine own again,
Where it will break at last!

5/10/2007

Why Parents Drink

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,
he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
child's whisper.

'Hello.'

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

'Yes,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, 'No.'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
'Is your Mommy there?'

'Yes.'

'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman'

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked,
'May I speak with the policeman?'

'No, he's busy', whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team just landed the
helicopter.'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are
they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:

"ME!"

5/05/2007

Marvin Gaye Lyrics - I Heard It Through The Grapevine Lyrics

I just heard this on the car stereo,
reminded me of The Big Chill,
but also a very good song for breaking up.....

Artist: Marvin Gaye Lyrics

Song: I Heard It Through The Grapevine Lyrics


Ooh, I bet you're wondering how I knew
About you're plans to make me blue
With some other guy that you knew before.
Between the two of us guys
You know I love you more.
It took me by surprise I must say,
When I found out yesterday.
Don't you know that...

(Chorus:)
I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine.
Oh I heard it through the grapevine,
Oh and I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey yeah.

I know that a man ain't supposed to cry,
But these tears I can't hold inside.
Losin' you would end my life you see,
Cause you mean that much to me.
You could have told me yourself
That you love someone else.
Instead...

(Chorus)

People say believe half of what you see,
Son, and none of what you hear.
I can't help bein' confused
If it's true please tell me dear?
Do you plan to let me go
For the other guy you loved before?
Don't you know...

(Chorus)
"Betrayal,

as a form of deception or dismissal of prior presumptions, is the breaking or violation of a presumptive social contract (trust, or confidence) that produces moral and psychological conflict within a relationship amongst individuals, between organizations or between individuals and organizations. Often betrayal is the act of supporting a rival group, or it is a complete break from previously decided upon or presumed norms by one party from the others."

The War on Guns: Guest Editorial: "Resistance is Futile": Waco Rules vs. Romanian Rules

this is worth reading....

do so.

Canada Post cowed by "very threatening cat" - Yahoo! News

shaking head..
it is stuff like this that makes me wonder about the country of my birth.....

Frog juice in high demand in Peru

um yeah...NOT!

I'll stick to Mah Cooofffeh.