I’m Frou Frou, a gray Poodle.
My owner is very nice to me.
Sometimes my life is a bore, but not on this hunk of metal.
A few days ago, my owner handed me over to a man who took me down a metal hall and into a cage.
A cage! I never stayed in a cage!
There are many other dogs here in cages, too.
I sometimes get to go up into my master’s room.
A little girl walked me today.
I was absolutely dumbfounded by this large “ship.”
I don’t like water and that is what this ship travels on.
I got to eat my evening meal in my master’s room.
I am now being led down a hall.
I just passed the champion French bulldog,
Gamon de Pycombe, who is stuck up.
I am at my cage.
Don’t leave me here!
I hate the dark!
Please let me out!
Oh, what a day…
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL PASSAGE FROM A FICTIONAL PERSON'S DIARY)
From: .Titanic, Sinking of the Unsinkable
Digitally Implanted by Mme.BlueWolfess at 8:50 PM