8/18/2006

Har Har

"In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running
radar. He had a perfect
spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting
any. Then he discovered
the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up
the road with a hand
painted sign which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD!'
The officer later found a young accomplice down
the road with a sign
reading, 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
speeding through an automated
radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket
was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of
$40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.


BEST
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas
for speeding. As the TX
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping
open his ticket book,
she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a
ticket to the Texas State
Police Ball.' He replied, 'Ma'am, Texas State
Troopers don't have
balls.' There was a moment of silence while she
smiled and he realized
what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got
back in his patrol car
and left....
She was laughing too hard to start her car."

1 comment:

Sage said...

Those were pretty funny, thanks for the laugh.