Funnies from Aunt Deena

A couple in their nineties are both having
problems remembering things, so
they decide to go to the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor tells them that
they're physically okay, but they might want to
start writing things down to
help them remember. Later that night, while
watching TV, the old man gets up
from his chair.
His wife asks, 'Where are you going?'
'To the kitchen' he replies.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you
can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too.
You'd better write it down
because you know you'll forget it.'
He says, 'I can remember that! You want a bowl of
ice cream with
strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll
forget that, so you'd
better write it down!' she retorts.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it
down, I can remember it! Leave
me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped
cream - I got it, for
goodness sake!' Then he grumbles into the
kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from
the kitchen and hands his
wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says -
'Where's my toast?"