from Brienus, I can see him laughing at this...
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
> attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
> mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and
> tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite
> words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean
> up" the bird's vocabulary.
> > Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
> back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
> John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him
> in the freezer.
> > For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
> suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
> > Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
> freezer.
> > The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said to
> John, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
> actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
> and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
> unforgivable behavior."
> > John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. Just as he was
> about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
> behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
> > HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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