Blondes Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it
was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in
typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw
puzzle in 6 months
.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power
went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find
a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their
arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is
"C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to
peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2
days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call
911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!