a Funny...

Communication Skills

While attending a marriage seminar on
communication, Phil and his wife Bernice listened to the
instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands
and wives know the things that are important to
each other."

He addressed the men, "Can you describe your
wife's favorite flower?"

Phil leaned over, touched Bernice's arm gently
and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Phil's life of celibacy.