Tips on how to keep from messin' up in Texas

10. Always say "ma'am."

9. Everybody else has an accent.

8. The civilized world ends at the Oklahoma border.

7. They may be "America's Team" but they're still the Dallas Cowboys.

6. Armadillos: Texas' answer to the opossum.

5. Speed limits are for cities and suckers.

4. Fort Worth, Schmort Worth. Dallas is the real city.

3. It's pronounced "ya'all."

2. A steer is not a cow!

1. Alaska's only bigger until it melts.