A Funny

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband,
"I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the
door on his way to the office.

At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened
the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed
red roses. At 1 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her
favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered
a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband
to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy, and then
the dress!" she exclaimed.

"I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life