A Joke..for LUCIA-where ever she is ???

In The Garden Of Eden



One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to
God. "Lord,I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this
beautiful gardenand all of these wonderful animals
and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of
apples." "Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution.
I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with
many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vain-
glorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But, he'll be bigger, faster,
and will like to hunt and kill things.
He will look silly when he's aroused, but since
you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that
he will satisfy your physical needs.
He will revel in childish things like
fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be
too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically
raised eyebrow,"What's the catch, Lord?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and
self-admiring...
So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.,BR>

Just remember, it's our little secret you know, woman to woman."