Why God made Moms...

(Answers given by elementary school age children
to the following
questions.)


Why did God make mothers?


1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch
tape is.


2. Mostly to clean the house.


3. To help us out of there when we were getting
born.


How did God make mothers?


1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.


2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.


3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me.
He just used bigger
parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of?


1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair
and everything nice
in
the world and one dab of mean.


2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
Then they mostly use
string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some
other Mom?


1. We're related.


2 . God knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your Mom?


1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that
other stuff.


2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my
guess would be pretty
bossy.


3. They say she used to be nice.


What did Mom need to know about dad before she
married him?


1. His last name.


2. She had to know his background. Like is he a
crook? Does he get
drunk on
beer?


3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say
NO to drugs and YES to
chores?


Why did your Mom marry your dad?


1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
And my Mom eats a lot.


2. She got too old to do anything else with him.


3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her
thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?


1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to
because dad's such a
goof
ball.


2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees
the stuff under the
bed.


3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot
more to do than dad.


What's the difference between moms and dads?


1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just
go to work at work.


2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without
scaring them.


3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all
the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep
over at your friend's.
Moms
have magic, they make you feel better without
medicine.


What does your Mom do in her spare time?


1. Mothers don't do spare time.


2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day
long.


What would it take to make your Mom perfect?


1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside,
I think some kind of
plastic surgery.


2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe
blue.


If you could change one thing about your Mom,
what would it be?


1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my
room clean. I'd get rid
of
that.


2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know
it was my sister who
did it
and not me.


3. I would like for her to get rid of those
invisible eyes on her back.


Mom's are great!