funny t-shirts

Bizarre T-shirt Slogans
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1. "Frankly Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen
on Cape Cod)

2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an
8 year old)

3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted
to Be When I
Grew Up"

4. "Procrastinate Now."

5. "Rehab Is for Quitters."

6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."

7. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want
Fries With
That?"

8. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size
shirt)

9. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything
I've Been
Doing Since 15."

10. "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR
KING."


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