11/30/2006
11/29/2006
Topological field theory of the initial singularity of spacetime
hey I was actually reading this..:)
Man accused of spray-painting 3 goats
1. Why?
2. If you have a problem with people, tell them,don't just torture their pets.
3. shaking head:::, this guy is wacked...., find him a rubber room somewhere...
nice way to wake up and see on your startpage, while the wee ones watch their morning fix of SpongeBob.
:::Oh Yeah Big News:::
I'm putting up the tree today, Hubby went and got us a new one:)
with lights already on- cool! Xab is going to help :)
I hope Prish doesn't eat the tinsel,
thats all we need is sparkly festive puppy poo...sigh...
2. If you have a problem with people, tell them,don't just torture their pets.
3. shaking head:::, this guy is wacked...., find him a rubber room somewhere...
nice way to wake up and see on your startpage, while the wee ones watch their morning fix of SpongeBob.
:::Oh Yeah Big News:::
I'm putting up the tree today, Hubby went and got us a new one:)
with lights already on- cool! Xab is going to help :)
I hope Prish doesn't eat the tinsel,
thats all we need is sparkly festive puppy poo...sigh...
11/28/2006
11/27/2006
Yum....by Kathy Bennet...
CINNAMON ROLLS
---------------------------
2 PKGS YEAST
1 DUNCAN HINES YELLOW CAKE MIX
5 CUPS FLOUR
2 1/2 CUPS WARM WATER
BUTTER, CINNAMON, SUGAR
MIX CAKE MIX, FLOUR, AND YEAST IN WATER.
ADD FLOUR UNTIL NOT STICKY. KNEAD FOR 15 MINS.
LET RISE FOR 1 HOUR UNTIL DOUBLE IN SIZE.
PUNCH DOWN AND ROLL OUT. SPREAD WITH BUTTER,
CINNAMON AND SUGAR. CUT INTO 1 INCH PIECES
AND PLACE ON COOKIE SHEET. LET RISE AGAIN.
BAKE AT 350 FOR A HALF HOUR.
THESE ARE THE BEST CINNAMON ROLLS I HAVE EVER
HAD.
EASY TO MAKE TOO. PUT ICING ON TOP WHEN DONE
BAKING."
---------------------------
2 PKGS YEAST
1 DUNCAN HINES YELLOW CAKE MIX
5 CUPS FLOUR
2 1/2 CUPS WARM WATER
BUTTER, CINNAMON, SUGAR
MIX CAKE MIX, FLOUR, AND YEAST IN WATER.
ADD FLOUR UNTIL NOT STICKY. KNEAD FOR 15 MINS.
LET RISE FOR 1 HOUR UNTIL DOUBLE IN SIZE.
PUNCH DOWN AND ROLL OUT. SPREAD WITH BUTTER,
CINNAMON AND SUGAR. CUT INTO 1 INCH PIECES
AND PLACE ON COOKIE SHEET. LET RISE AGAIN.
BAKE AT 350 FOR A HALF HOUR.
THESE ARE THE BEST CINNAMON ROLLS I HAVE EVER
HAD.
EASY TO MAKE TOO. PUT ICING ON TOP WHEN DONE
BAKING."
11/24/2006
11/22/2006
Turkeys try to catch train out of N.J.
was going to say something But I think I know people in Jersey...
::::millions of N.J. jokes :::
::::millions of N.J. jokes :::
11/21/2006
11/18/2006
11/17/2006
A Texas Chili ContestNote: Please take time to read this slowly.
If you pay attention tothe first two judges,
the reaction of the third judge is even better.
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.
They actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around.
It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio
city park.
The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank,who was visiting from Springfield, IL.
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chilicook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and Ihappened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directionsto the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by theother two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all thatspicy and, besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting,so I accepted.
"Here are the scorecards from the event: (Frank is Judge #3)
Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili..
.Judge # 1 -- Little too heavy on the tomato; amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor, very mild.
Judge # 3 -- What the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint
from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that'sthe worst one. These Texans are crazy!
Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork, slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'msupposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted togive me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they sawthe look on my face.
Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili..
.Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels
like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get
me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now mybackbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting pie-eyed from all of the beer...
Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish,or other mild foods; not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable
to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid,was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is startingto look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili anaphrodisiac?
Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit
the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me neededparamedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off.It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.Screw those rednecks.
Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...Judge # 1 -- Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance ofspices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic.Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,sulfuric flames. I pooped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it willeat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with asnow cone.
Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world soundslike it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, whichslid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match myshirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inchhole in my stomach.
Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold,but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, norhot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
If you pay attention tothe first two judges,
the reaction of the third judge is even better.
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.
They actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around.
It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio
city park.
The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank,who was visiting from Springfield, IL.
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chilicook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and Ihappened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directionsto the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by theother two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all thatspicy and, besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting,so I accepted.
"Here are the scorecards from the event: (Frank is Judge #3)
Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili..
.Judge # 1 -- Little too heavy on the tomato; amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor, very mild.
Judge # 3 -- What the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint
from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that'sthe worst one. These Texans are crazy!
Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork, slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'msupposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted togive me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they sawthe look on my face.
Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili..
.Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels
like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get
me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now mybackbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting pie-eyed from all of the beer...
Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish,or other mild foods; not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable
to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid,was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is startingto look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili anaphrodisiac?
Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit
the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me neededparamedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off.It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.Screw those rednecks.
Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...Judge # 1 -- Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance ofspices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic.Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,sulfuric flames. I pooped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it willeat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with asnow cone.
Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world soundslike it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, whichslid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match myshirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inchhole in my stomach.
Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold,but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, norhot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
11/14/2006
Welcome to WarmUpAmerica!
I think this is a good thing, I will be doing it....how about you...
The Warm Up America Foundation and Save the Children are teaming up to save newborn lives in developing countries. Learn how your knitted or crocheted cap can help us save a life and how your voice can help us save millions.
Get the ball rolling today. Click on the "Get in the Loop" link to your right to download the Caps to the Capital Action Kit, which includes the three easy steps that knitters and crocheters nationwide can take to be a part of this grassroots effort. For additional cap patterns and helpful technique hints, see links below.
Four-needle cap patterns & Links to technique information
Press information
We want to hear from you!Whether you are working with friends or by yourself, keep us in the loop. Send us pictures, notes and ideas of how you got started and encouraged others to join you!
Meet the Knitters & Crocheters for Newborns
What is Warm Up America!
How you can get involved
Individual and group involvement
Making a financial contribution
Crochet and knit patterns
Tips on joining Warm Up America! afghans
KIDS Warm Up America! Here's how to involve your youngsters and teens
Meet the people who Warm Up America!
About the Foundation...
Public Service Ads--Spread the word about Warm Up America!
Contact us
The Warm Up America Foundation and Save the Children are teaming up to save newborn lives in developing countries. Learn how your knitted or crocheted cap can help us save a life and how your voice can help us save millions.
Get the ball rolling today. Click on the "Get in the Loop" link to your right to download the Caps to the Capital Action Kit, which includes the three easy steps that knitters and crocheters nationwide can take to be a part of this grassroots effort. For additional cap patterns and helpful technique hints, see links below.
Four-needle cap patterns & Links to technique information
Press information
We want to hear from you!Whether you are working with friends or by yourself, keep us in the loop. Send us pictures, notes and ideas of how you got started and encouraged others to join you!
Meet the Knitters & Crocheters for Newborns
What is Warm Up America!
How you can get involved
Individual and group involvement
Making a financial contribution
Crochet and knit patterns
Tips on joining Warm Up America! afghans
KIDS Warm Up America! Here's how to involve your youngsters and teens
Meet the people who Warm Up America!
About the Foundation...
Public Service Ads--Spread the word about Warm Up America!
Contact us
11/11/2006
Lastminute Auction - Bargain Hunter - Online Auctions
crap on Ebay ...expiring , with no bids...lol...
11/08/2006
Paul Harvey Writes:
We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.
For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches.
I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom.
If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.
These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness.
To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.
Written with a pen.
Sealed with a kiss.
I'm here for you.
And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
Send this to all of your friends.
We secure our friends, not by accepting favors, but by doing them.
We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.
For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches.
I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom.
If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.
These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness.
To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.
Written with a pen.
Sealed with a kiss.
I'm here for you.
And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
Send this to all of your friends.
We secure our friends, not by accepting favors, but by doing them.
11/07/2006
washingtonpost.com: MP3
Okay I'm Back...
The Kids are better, Hubby is almost better,
I am some what recovered, The dogs are still insane...
so life goes on....
Here we go into the Holiday season countdown....
some Holiday mp3 's for you to listen to and then delete*
* I do not condone mp3 stealing it is wrong, ok to listen to so you can go Buy the CD..
The Kids are better, Hubby is almost better,
I am some what recovered, The dogs are still insane...
so life goes on....
Here we go into the Holiday season countdown....
some Holiday mp3 's for you to listen to and then delete*
* I do not condone mp3 stealing it is wrong, ok to listen to so you can go Buy the CD..
11/01/2006
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