These delicate, lightly spiced cupcakes are reminiscent of carrot cake. Grated zucchini makes them exceptionally moist.
click photo to enlarge
For cupcakes
1/3 cup crystallized ginger (1 3/4 oz), coarsely chopped
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon finely grated fresh orange zest
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
2 cups coarsely grated zucchini (2 medium)
3/4 cup mild olive oil
3/4 cup mild honey
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
1 teaspoon vanilla
For frosting
8 oz cream cheese, softened
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
1/2 cup confectioners sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon finely grated fresh orange zest
Special equipment: a muffin pan with 12 (1/2-cup) cups; 12 paper liners
Bake cupcakes: Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 350°F. Line muffin cups with liners.
Pulse crystallized ginger in food processor until finely ground, then add flour, ground ginger, cinnamon, zest, salt, baking soda, and baking powder and pulse until combined.
Whisk together zucchini, oil, honey, eggs, and vanilla in a medium bowl, then stir in flour mixture until just combined.
Divide batter among muffin cups and bake until golden and a wooden pick or skewer inserted in center of a cupcake comes out clean, 20 to 24 minutes.
Cool in pan on a rack 10 minutes. Remove cupcakes from pan and cool completely, 1 hour.
Make frosting: Beat together frosting ingredients with an electric mixer at high speed until combined well and fluffy, 3 to 5 minutes.
Frost tops of cooled cupcakes.
Makes 12 cupcakes.
Gourmet
July 2006
Ian Knauer
This looks absolutely Yummy, I'm going to make them....
7/31/2006
The Royal Collection - Welcome to the Royal Collection Online
I'd like to have most of these...and the gems of course:)
Double Dare Ya...:P
Well I did it...:Large evil Grin...
Yup got the Tattoo, The first of many ,I'm sure:)
Of course we took the camera, we were going out on the town. Only the second time we have been out in a year. We have just found a baby sitter, she seems nice, young -17, makes me feel ancient, the boys like her so that's good.
We went downtown , to hang out and check out the scene, It's like Mardi Gras all year long down there, lots of weird people and things, Bars, restaurants, tattoo parlors, pool halls, you know the works. We walked around for awhile and then were passing Black Cat and Pa said "lets go check it out" so we did . I looked through tons of flash, and found one that was acceptable and I also had my tattoo pic of the heartagram in my purse, just in case. We asked the guy how much it would be, he named a price , it was ok, Pa said well "Why don't you get it?"( I think he though I might chicken out-Wrong!) I said "OK" the guy said well come back in an Hour and we'll get it on:)
So we had an hour to kill, we walked around some more, and ended up in a Bar called the DIZZY ROOSTER, A retro music playing Yuppie Haven, was freaking hilarious- stupid Yuppie mating rituals- watching them try to dance to "You give love a Bad name-Bon Jovi", clutching their trendy drinks with their fashionable Haircuts, and similar outfits all purchased at the Limited or the Gap , or Black and white...:rolling eyes...G-Man and I were laughing so hard I just about fell off my chair, they were all looking at me like I was from another planet> Frack em...Yuppoids...It was good for a laugh, and I actually had a beer, first in a few years, liquid courage I guess, I was a Tiny bit nervous,like I was getting the piercings...We had fun, at the expense of Others...:snort >freaking yuppies....I despise you and your kind....
Well our time was up so we wandered back to the shop, and got going....For those of you waffling on the subject, yes it does hurt a little WHILE they are doing the work,sort of like the feeling of getting an electric shock, well that is what it felt like to me. Now three days later It is like it was never done, I have weird healing powers (really) and it looks awesome not all messy like some you hear about, just a small itch that 's it. I'm Cool, I kick @ss , and I rock...Oh yeah! (power trip kicking in :) The artist SCOTT, was totally cool, and was playing his fav music during(he was the shop Boss) a band I had not heard for a long time " The English Beat", and he was telling me and Pa , about seeing"the Church" just awhile ago in town playing a local venue...Wow was really nice, and during the last quarter of the operation , they turned on RAMMSTEIN...I was in bliss, one of my fav bands. It was a sublime moment, truly. SCOTT is also a dog owner and lover , like us, and has a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. He did not think that a POODLE tattoo was weird, and thought it was a good idea, he said just come up with a pic. This is the Place where Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton, got their tattoos while they were together
Well here goes, step in to the weird that is my life.....
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7/30/2006
7/29/2006
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Blogthings - What Famous Work of Art Are You?
| You Are Best Described By... |
 The Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh |
Advanced Acrobatic Robot at Hammacher Schlemmer
Cool, It would take about 10 mins for Bup to "Dissasemble #5.."
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This Date in Medieval History - July 22
FRRRREEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOMMMMMM!!!
1298:
The Battle of Falkirk
In this battle, William Wallace used extra-long spears to work against mounted soldiers, and King Edward I reinforced his cavalry with numerous archers.
Wallace's use of spears was depicted in the movie Braveheart as taking place at Stirling Bridge, where he was victorious, but it was actually used at Falkirk, where he was defeated.
1298:
The Battle of Falkirk
In this battle, William Wallace used extra-long spears to work against mounted soldiers, and King Edward I reinforced his cavalry with numerous archers.
Wallace's use of spears was depicted in the movie Braveheart as taking place at Stirling Bridge, where he was victorious, but it was actually used at Falkirk, where he was defeated.
7/26/2006
Death superstitions
There was an Owl out side Last Night.......
There is a funeral going on in your town, do not travel long distances or travel out of your town. You have to stay in your town until the funeral is over, for if you leave during a funeral before it has finished your trip will be full of bad luck.
If you hear 3 knocks and no one is there, it usually means someone close to you has died. The superstitious call this the 3 knocks of death.
If you leave something that belongs to you to the deceased, that means the person will come back to get you.
If a firefly/lightning bug gets into your house someone will soon die.
If you smell roses when none are around someone is going to die.
If you don't hold your breath while going by a graveyard you will not be buried.
If you see yourself in a dream, your death will follow.
It is said that if a dead person appears to you in a dream and asks you to go somewhere with them, don't do it! No matter how much you loved the person in life, if you agree to go somewhere with them you will soon follow them in death.
If someone dies and a child that is too young to understand death was close to that person, you must cross them over the open grave or they will be haunted with memories of the deceased.
If you look at a full moon over 20 times in one night, bad luck will be cast upon your whole family, with a following death not late after.
If you see an owl in the daytime, there will be a death.
If you dream about a birth, someone you know will die.
If it rains in an open grave then someone in the family will die within the year.
If a bird pecks on your window or crashes into one that there has been a death.
If a sparrow lands on a piano, someone in the home will die.
Two deaths in the family means that a third is sure to follow.
You're not supposed to walk among a cemetery with open graves without a veil over your head. Especially children.
If a bird gets into a house there will be a death
When you experience a chill up your spine, someone, somewhere has just walked across your future grave site.
If a picture falls off the wall, there will be a death of someone you know.
If you spill salt, throw a pinch of the spilt salt over your shoulder to prevent death.
·Never speak ill of the dead because they will come back to haunt you or you will suffer misfortune.
If you take pictures of someone while in their casket, you will bring death into your family immediately.
You must always leave the house using the same door as you came in or face a horrific death.
If a clock that's stopped working chimes suddenly then a death will befall the family.
If a mirror is broken and a piece of it lands over the threshhold of your house then the next person to enter your house will die.
If a robin redbreast flies in the window of your house, there will be a death in the house.
Once you have left a cemetery, if you remember something you have left behind (a scissors for cutting flowers, a trowel for planting blooms) you cannot go back for it and must leave it there because you risk bringing death away with you if you do.
If you say the name Mary Worth 100 times into a mirror in a darkened room and she appears in the mirror, you will soon die.
If you look into the eyes of the deceased, they will haunt you forever.
If your dog becomes rabid, it fortells a death in the family.
If you are the last one who talks to someone who dies, they will be with you always.
If you wear a necklace with a cross, and it breaks, your death is near.
If a white dove flies at the windsheild of your car someone in your household will die a natural death soon.
When a loved one dies, pour bourbon around the room in little drops to prevent evil spirits from coming into the house.
If a group of people are near a fireplace on New Year's Eve and one of the people's shadows does not have a head, that person will die within the year.
Look up at the moon and if there is something red passing by it, someone close to you will die very soon.
Leaving shoes on a table for an extended period of time will bring sickness or death.
If you take three steps backwards while walking away from a loved one's grave, you will die within the next three months.
A grain of salt takes a second of life away. if u get covered in salt you will most certainly die soon.
If you see an ant in the winter, it means death for all people living in your house.
If you brush your hair more than 111 times a day, you or somebody very close is sure die.
If your hair begins to turn grey before the age of 30, you will probably die 20 years earlier than expected.
If any animal dies in the household, you must get rid of all memories of him or he will haunt the house.
Water in the grave (when dug out for the coffin) means they will be restless in death
If you see a raven flying toward your house, the woman you love is doomed to die unless you can keep it away from landing on your house.
If you see an ambulance or a hearse you must touch a button or you'll be the next one in it.
The cry of a curlew or the hoot of an owl foretells a death.
A single snowdrop growing in the garden foretells a death.
Having only red and white flowers together in a vase (especially in hospital) means a death will soon follow.
Bringing hawthorn blossom into the house will be followed by the death of the mother of the house.
Sailors believe that a sick man on board ship will not die until land has been sighted.
If a dead person's eyes are left open, he'll find someone to take with him.
Mirrors in a house with a corpse should be covered or the person who sees herself will die next.
Pregnant women should not attend funerals.
Nothing new should be worn to a funeral, especially shoes.
When a good life was lived, flowers will grow on the deceased's grave. But if the deceased was evil, weeds will grow.
It is bad luck to meet a funeral procession head on.
Funerals on Friday portend another death in the family during the year.
If a broom is rested against a bed, the person who sleeps there will die soon.
Taking ashes out of a stove after sundown will bring a death in the family
If you count the cars of a passenger train, you will hear of a death.
When you see large drops of rain, there has been a death.
Seeing a white chicken on your way to a funeral brings bad luck.
If a woman is buried in black, she will return to haunt the family.
If rain falls on a corpse, the deceased will go to heaven.
Thunder following a funeral means that the dead person's soul has reached heaven.
You will have bad luck if you do not stop the clock in the room where someone dies.
If your rose blooms twice in the same year, it brings death.
If a cow moos after midnight, it is an evil omen.
If you prick your finger on the thorn of a red rose that looks black, you will die.
A white moth inside the house or trying to enter means death.
To see a tree blooming out of season means death as does dreaming of a white horse.
Hearing a hen crow means death, unless you kill the hen.
If a hearse stops while passing your house, it will choose its next victim from your house.
If the coffee grounds in the bottom of a cup form a long, straight line, anticipate a funeral.
Dropping an umbrella on the floor means that there will be a murder in the house.
A diamond-shaped fold in clean linen portends death.
A dog howling at night when someone in the house is sick is a bad omen. It can be reversed by reaching under the bed and turning over a shoe.
·If you touch a loved one who has died, you won't have dreams about them.
A hat on the bed means death in the family.
If an owl looks in the window of your home during daylight hours, a death will occur in the family.
Never hand scissors to someone or they will encounter a painful death.
If you hold your breath while you drive by a cemetery, evil spirits can't enter your body.
You should always cover your mouth while yawning so your spirit doesn't leave you and the devil never enters your body.
The soul of a dying person can't escape the body and go to heaven if any locks are locked in the house.
If a cow raises its head and smells the air, someone has died nearby.
Never put your shoes on the table or you will die by hanging.
If rain falls on a funeral procession someone related to the deceased will die in the near future.
Rain falling upon an open grave means bad luck for the family.
There is a funeral going on in your town, do not travel long distances or travel out of your town. You have to stay in your town until the funeral is over, for if you leave during a funeral before it has finished your trip will be full of bad luck.
If you hear 3 knocks and no one is there, it usually means someone close to you has died. The superstitious call this the 3 knocks of death.
If you leave something that belongs to you to the deceased, that means the person will come back to get you.
If a firefly/lightning bug gets into your house someone will soon die.
If you smell roses when none are around someone is going to die.
If you don't hold your breath while going by a graveyard you will not be buried.
If you see yourself in a dream, your death will follow.
It is said that if a dead person appears to you in a dream and asks you to go somewhere with them, don't do it! No matter how much you loved the person in life, if you agree to go somewhere with them you will soon follow them in death.
If someone dies and a child that is too young to understand death was close to that person, you must cross them over the open grave or they will be haunted with memories of the deceased.
If you look at a full moon over 20 times in one night, bad luck will be cast upon your whole family, with a following death not late after.
If you see an owl in the daytime, there will be a death.
If you dream about a birth, someone you know will die.
If it rains in an open grave then someone in the family will die within the year.
If a bird pecks on your window or crashes into one that there has been a death.
If a sparrow lands on a piano, someone in the home will die.
Two deaths in the family means that a third is sure to follow.
You're not supposed to walk among a cemetery with open graves without a veil over your head. Especially children.
If a bird gets into a house there will be a death
When you experience a chill up your spine, someone, somewhere has just walked across your future grave site.
If a picture falls off the wall, there will be a death of someone you know.
If you spill salt, throw a pinch of the spilt salt over your shoulder to prevent death.
·Never speak ill of the dead because they will come back to haunt you or you will suffer misfortune.
If you take pictures of someone while in their casket, you will bring death into your family immediately.
You must always leave the house using the same door as you came in or face a horrific death.
If a clock that's stopped working chimes suddenly then a death will befall the family.
If a mirror is broken and a piece of it lands over the threshhold of your house then the next person to enter your house will die.
If a robin redbreast flies in the window of your house, there will be a death in the house.
Once you have left a cemetery, if you remember something you have left behind (a scissors for cutting flowers, a trowel for planting blooms) you cannot go back for it and must leave it there because you risk bringing death away with you if you do.
If you say the name Mary Worth 100 times into a mirror in a darkened room and she appears in the mirror, you will soon die.
If you look into the eyes of the deceased, they will haunt you forever.
If your dog becomes rabid, it fortells a death in the family.
If you are the last one who talks to someone who dies, they will be with you always.
If you wear a necklace with a cross, and it breaks, your death is near.
If a white dove flies at the windsheild of your car someone in your household will die a natural death soon.
When a loved one dies, pour bourbon around the room in little drops to prevent evil spirits from coming into the house.
If a group of people are near a fireplace on New Year's Eve and one of the people's shadows does not have a head, that person will die within the year.
Look up at the moon and if there is something red passing by it, someone close to you will die very soon.
Leaving shoes on a table for an extended period of time will bring sickness or death.
If you take three steps backwards while walking away from a loved one's grave, you will die within the next three months.
A grain of salt takes a second of life away. if u get covered in salt you will most certainly die soon.
If you see an ant in the winter, it means death for all people living in your house.
If you brush your hair more than 111 times a day, you or somebody very close is sure die.
If your hair begins to turn grey before the age of 30, you will probably die 20 years earlier than expected.
If any animal dies in the household, you must get rid of all memories of him or he will haunt the house.
Water in the grave (when dug out for the coffin) means they will be restless in death
If you see a raven flying toward your house, the woman you love is doomed to die unless you can keep it away from landing on your house.
If you see an ambulance or a hearse you must touch a button or you'll be the next one in it.
The cry of a curlew or the hoot of an owl foretells a death.
A single snowdrop growing in the garden foretells a death.
Having only red and white flowers together in a vase (especially in hospital) means a death will soon follow.
Bringing hawthorn blossom into the house will be followed by the death of the mother of the house.
Sailors believe that a sick man on board ship will not die until land has been sighted.
If a dead person's eyes are left open, he'll find someone to take with him.
Mirrors in a house with a corpse should be covered or the person who sees herself will die next.
Pregnant women should not attend funerals.
Nothing new should be worn to a funeral, especially shoes.
When a good life was lived, flowers will grow on the deceased's grave. But if the deceased was evil, weeds will grow.
It is bad luck to meet a funeral procession head on.
Funerals on Friday portend another death in the family during the year.
If a broom is rested against a bed, the person who sleeps there will die soon.
Taking ashes out of a stove after sundown will bring a death in the family
If you count the cars of a passenger train, you will hear of a death.
When you see large drops of rain, there has been a death.
Seeing a white chicken on your way to a funeral brings bad luck.
If a woman is buried in black, she will return to haunt the family.
If rain falls on a corpse, the deceased will go to heaven.
Thunder following a funeral means that the dead person's soul has reached heaven.
You will have bad luck if you do not stop the clock in the room where someone dies.
If your rose blooms twice in the same year, it brings death.
If a cow moos after midnight, it is an evil omen.
If you prick your finger on the thorn of a red rose that looks black, you will die.
A white moth inside the house or trying to enter means death.
To see a tree blooming out of season means death as does dreaming of a white horse.
Hearing a hen crow means death, unless you kill the hen.
If a hearse stops while passing your house, it will choose its next victim from your house.
If the coffee grounds in the bottom of a cup form a long, straight line, anticipate a funeral.
Dropping an umbrella on the floor means that there will be a murder in the house.
A diamond-shaped fold in clean linen portends death.
A dog howling at night when someone in the house is sick is a bad omen. It can be reversed by reaching under the bed and turning over a shoe.
·If you touch a loved one who has died, you won't have dreams about them.
A hat on the bed means death in the family.
If an owl looks in the window of your home during daylight hours, a death will occur in the family.
Never hand scissors to someone or they will encounter a painful death.
If you hold your breath while you drive by a cemetery, evil spirits can't enter your body.
You should always cover your mouth while yawning so your spirit doesn't leave you and the devil never enters your body.
The soul of a dying person can't escape the body and go to heaven if any locks are locked in the house.
If a cow raises its head and smells the air, someone has died nearby.
Never put your shoes on the table or you will die by hanging.
If rain falls on a funeral procession someone related to the deceased will die in the near future.
Rain falling upon an open grave means bad luck for the family.
OWLS
Owl Excerpts From The Druid Animal Oracle :
For Twilight has been described as owl-light, and going for a quiet walk in the woods at this shimmering time of twilight is an excellent way to develop a sensibility to the Otherworld and the inner soul of Nature. You may feel drawn to a study of esoteric lore or clairvoyancy. Working with the owl as your ally will help you to do this. ...The owl can signal a time of change, of initiation, of new beginnings. It can portend the death of one thing, but also the birth of another, An old Sussex saying is 'When owls whoop at night, expect a fair morrow.' Expect a bright dawn and it will surely come..
Because the owl is sacred to the Goddess in her crone-aspect, one of its many Gaelic names is Cailleach-oidhche (Crone of the Night). The barn owl is Cailleach-oidhche gheal, 'white old woman of the night.' The Cailleach is the goddess of death, and the owl's call was often sensed as an omen that someone would die. It was seen as a bird that calls for the soul, or that catches or takes it away. From Berne in Switzerland there comes a belief that the screech of an owl foretells the birth of a child or the death of a man - pointing to the owl as a bird of the Goddess who is both taker and giver of life.
Knowing of an impending death or birth suggest that the owl is able to foretell the future, and the owl is indeed the totem bird of clairvoyance and astral travel. The veils which surround the normal boundaries of space and time can be pierced, if you take the owl as ally.[...]
In later times, all that was sacred to the Goddess and the 'Secret Faith' was denigrated and labeled as evil by the Church in an attempt to convert people from their traditional ways. We see this process of denigration clearly in the folklore of the owl. Originally a sacred bird embodying wisdom and discernment, it gradually came to be seen as a bird of ill-omen. Farmers would nail their bodies to barn doors or walls; the fern owl was names "Puck" or "Puck-bird" - and old word for the devil; and owls in general were called constables from the dark land." It became a common saying that the owl was a transformation of one of the servants of the ten kings of hell.[...]
The owl is a bird set apart. She stands on the threshold of the Otherworld, reminding us of the ever-present reality of death. But death is the great initiator and as the owl hoots to us from the trees we may come to realize in the depths of our being that our death in reality marks a beginning and not an end.
For Twilight has been described as owl-light, and going for a quiet walk in the woods at this shimmering time of twilight is an excellent way to develop a sensibility to the Otherworld and the inner soul of Nature. You may feel drawn to a study of esoteric lore or clairvoyancy. Working with the owl as your ally will help you to do this. ...The owl can signal a time of change, of initiation, of new beginnings. It can portend the death of one thing, but also the birth of another, An old Sussex saying is 'When owls whoop at night, expect a fair morrow.' Expect a bright dawn and it will surely come..
Because the owl is sacred to the Goddess in her crone-aspect, one of its many Gaelic names is Cailleach-oidhche (Crone of the Night). The barn owl is Cailleach-oidhche gheal, 'white old woman of the night.' The Cailleach is the goddess of death, and the owl's call was often sensed as an omen that someone would die. It was seen as a bird that calls for the soul, or that catches or takes it away. From Berne in Switzerland there comes a belief that the screech of an owl foretells the birth of a child or the death of a man - pointing to the owl as a bird of the Goddess who is both taker and giver of life.
Knowing of an impending death or birth suggest that the owl is able to foretell the future, and the owl is indeed the totem bird of clairvoyance and astral travel. The veils which surround the normal boundaries of space and time can be pierced, if you take the owl as ally.[...]
In later times, all that was sacred to the Goddess and the 'Secret Faith' was denigrated and labeled as evil by the Church in an attempt to convert people from their traditional ways. We see this process of denigration clearly in the folklore of the owl. Originally a sacred bird embodying wisdom and discernment, it gradually came to be seen as a bird of ill-omen. Farmers would nail their bodies to barn doors or walls; the fern owl was names "Puck" or "Puck-bird" - and old word for the devil; and owls in general were called constables from the dark land." It became a common saying that the owl was a transformation of one of the servants of the ten kings of hell.[...]
The owl is a bird set apart. She stands on the threshold of the Otherworld, reminding us of the ever-present reality of death. But death is the great initiator and as the owl hoots to us from the trees we may come to realize in the depths of our being that our death in reality marks a beginning and not an end.
More....Tripe:)
" Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya,
You killed My Father, Prepare to die!"-classic
: has been know to do that :P,
sneezing, coughing,leg cramps...lol...
Well I did get Coal ..
in my stocking one year...:)
Oh Yeah!!!
Pirate-esque
Take this quiz
Again with the pirates,Oy!
You are Severus Snape
You are a whiz at potions and skilled
at working as a double agent
for Dumbledore and Voldemort.
But who’s side are you on?
Although you may have been lead astray
by the dark lord initially,
you are really fighting the good fight,
as a spy against the death eaters.
Or is it the other way around?
Take this quiz
Every Harry Potter thing,
I end up as Snape,
lol....that's cool...
Your hidden talent is psychic
You are able to foresee certain things,
and prevent bad things from
happening to yourself.
It could just be a lot of common sense,
but it’s probably something a little more.
Take this quiz
Roflmass off, All my friends say ..
I am anyway
....runs in the family(really)...
Take your Pick..
Who Lives in a pineapple under the sea.....
W.T.F......well alrighty then...I was their Hairdresser...yeah thats it...
7/24/2006
Unbearable: 15 Minutes of Flame
A little folding of the hands to sleep
Bought a pine condo
Coiled up his ropes
Dangled in the sheriff's picture frame
Ended his earthly career
Fenced in hollow ground
Gave an obolus to Charon
Has a reservation at the Chateau Eternity
Home to stay
Immortally challenged
Joined the majority
Kissed the dust
Left the building
Metabolically Challenged
Night's Plutonian Shore
Off the record
Paid the debt to nature
Reformatted by God
Sent to the dirt archives
The Fat Lady has sung
In Umbra
Vermin Village
Wedding Day with the Worms
Yard of farewells
By Minion
Bought a pine condo
Coiled up his ropes
Dangled in the sheriff's picture frame
Ended his earthly career
Fenced in hollow ground
Gave an obolus to Charon
Has a reservation at the Chateau Eternity
Home to stay
Immortally challenged
Joined the majority
Kissed the dust
Left the building
Metabolically Challenged
Night's Plutonian Shore
Off the record
Paid the debt to nature
Reformatted by God
Sent to the dirt archives
The Fat Lady has sung
In Umbra
Vermin Village
Wedding Day with the Worms
Yard of farewells
By Minion
Let's Say Thanks
The mission of Let's Say Thanks is to provide a way for individuals across the country to recognize U.S. soldiers stationed overseas. By submitting a message through this site you will send a free personalized postcard greeting to a deployed soldier.
The postcards, depicting patriotic scenes and hometown images, were selected from a pool of entries from children across the country.
All you have to do is click on your favorite design and write a personal message to a soldier. The postcards are then printed on the Xerox iGen3 Digital Production Press and mailed in care packages by military support organization Give2TheTroops.
To date, more than 12,000 postcards have been mailed to soldiers. With the launch of www.LetsSayThanks.com, more soldiers can expect to receive messages from home.
Xerox is committed to helping people across the nation express their gratitude to our troops overseas. The launch of this program is aimed at reminding the soldiers how much Americans appreciate their service."
The postcards, depicting patriotic scenes and hometown images, were selected from a pool of entries from children across the country.
All you have to do is click on your favorite design and write a personal message to a soldier. The postcards are then printed on the Xerox iGen3 Digital Production Press and mailed in care packages by military support organization Give2TheTroops.
To date, more than 12,000 postcards have been mailed to soldiers. With the launch of www.LetsSayThanks.com, more soldiers can expect to receive messages from home.
Xerox is committed to helping people across the nation express their gratitude to our troops overseas. The launch of this program is aimed at reminding the soldiers how much Americans appreciate their service."
7/21/2006
Blogthings - How Sarcastic Are You?
| You're Totally Sarcastic |
 You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. |
Blogdogs: William Wegman
William Wegman was born in 1943, a litter of one. He was paper-trained, and then went to grade school, high school and college. He started out as a painter but had trouble getting the hands right, so he did what most painters who couldn't get hands right did, he switched to photography.
After taking pictures of his Mom and his Dad, he ran out of willing subjects and was soon forcing dogs to wear clothes and stand in embarrassing poses in order to practice his trade.
During the culture wars of the late '80s, many dogs attacked Wegman's work as being exploitive, accusations they supported by pointing out that he often named his dogs after French surrealists. It was said that Wegman dogopomorphized his subjects, but by the mid-90s his detracters had been marginalized and he was a main stream popular success, with his work exhibited in the Smithsonian and sold in airport gift shops.
Some critics have noted that over time he worked with younger and younger dogs until his work verged on what has sometimes been referred to as puppy porno. In fact, it has been suggested that Wegman began doing polaroid photos precisely because photo-marts began confiscating his film and turning it over to authorities when they saw the images.
More recently K9 academics have come to understand that Wegman is not, as previously believed, infantilizing dogs, but rather, he has been trying to suggest, in his abstract way, that humans might, if they try, aspire to a higher, dog-like nature.
So to honor the genius of William Wegman, we offer the following portfolio of some of his works. Not only can you experience the brilliance of the artist, but you can actually own a print of one these masterpieces, and help support Blogdogs at the same time, since we get a tiny cut of the action, if you know what I mean.
—Chigger
DVD Verdict Review - Motor Home Massacre
oh great another...bad slasher film....predictable and lame....yawn.
Won't be getting this....
Won't be getting this....
7/20/2006
Ok people...I want Ideas and pictures of ideas for Tattoos...Use your brain for what it was intended for : creativity
I'll give you some help, some things I like..
H.I.M
wolves,
Blue,Poodles,
Egyptian stuff,
Norse mythology/ancient cultures
medieval stuff,
vampires, dark things:)
I will give a prize to the best Idea and or picture. You can email me at Bluewolfess@yahoo.com
I'm really serious about this....
I'll give you some help, some things I like..
H.I.M
wolves,
Blue,Poodles,
Egyptian stuff,
Norse mythology/ancient cultures
medieval stuff,
vampires, dark things:)
I will give a prize to the best Idea and or picture. You can email me at Bluewolfess@yahoo.com
I'm really serious about this....
YOU ARE THE ONE- LYRICS
OK Sappy Moment here, this is For G-Man, even tho he hardly ever reads what I put up , he thinks it's all tripe...
ILY,Honey if you happen to ever read this, ask me and I'll play it for you....
No I won't surrender
At any cost
You're something so sweet and tender
From my heart
Yes I've done my evil
I've done my good
Just believe me honey
I won't let go of you
You are the one
And there's no regrets at all
You are the one
And there's no regrets at all
We've had our share of misfortune
We've had our blues
And God is not on our side
Yes it's true
but you keep forgetting baby
The beauty of us two
There is no hope that can take that away
From me and you
You are the one
And there's no regrets at all
You are the one
And there's no regrets at all"
ILY,Honey if you happen to ever read this, ask me and I'll play it for you....
No I won't surrender
At any cost
You're something so sweet and tender
From my heart
Yes I've done my evil
I've done my good
Just believe me honey
I won't let go of you
You are the one
And there's no regrets at all
You are the one
And there's no regrets at all
We've had our share of misfortune
We've had our blues
And God is not on our side
Yes it's true
but you keep forgetting baby
The beauty of us two
There is no hope that can take that away
From me and you
You are the one
And there's no regrets at all
You are the one
And there's no regrets at all"
Him - Dark Light Lyrics
Shivers run through the spine
Of hope as she cries
the poison tears of her life delight
In the raven black night
Holding hands with
Dark light
Comes shine over all stars tonight
And blind
All fears that haunted you
Your smile
Dark Light
In oblivious garden
The bodies of fire
Writhing to warmth the angel devine
To learn how to die
In peace with her heart
Dark light
Come shine over all stars tonight
And blind
All fears that haunted you
Your smile
Dark Light"
Of hope as she cries
the poison tears of her life delight
In the raven black night
Holding hands with
Dark light
Comes shine over all stars tonight
And blind
All fears that haunted you
Your smile
Dark Light
In oblivious garden
The bodies of fire
Writhing to warmth the angel devine
To learn how to die
In peace with her heart
Dark light
Come shine over all stars tonight
And blind
All fears that haunted you
Your smile
Dark Light"
7/19/2006
Valo Yossa
Finnish Lyrics
[Valo Yossa]
Taksin katolla vilkkuu
Yn ainoa valopilkku
Tuota topattu moottorivene odottaa
Min menen
Esiin tunkevat aatokset sameet
Valhetta vatovovat karkeat sanat
Paksu lompakko
Helppoa on lempe pyyt
Kerjj
Alla silmien hymmerrys hyyt
Valoviikatteet taloja niitt
K si hamuaa lautturin viittaa
En osaa elm syytt en kiitt
Se j k n
En piittaa
Kohdusta hautaan
Ui uuttera lautta
Tuhannen kapakan kautta
English Lyrics
[A Light in the Night]
On top of the taxi flashes the only light of the night
The crammed rowing seat of the mother ship waits
I go
Gloomy thought breaking through
Rude words stammering lies
Thick wallet
It's easy to ask for love
The beggar
Before the very eyes
Appearances grow numb
The light of the scythe cutting houses
A hand searching for the driver's coat
I do not know how to condemn, nor thank life
May it remain, I do not care
From the womb to the grave
The raft travels steady
Thousands from pub to pub "
[Valo Yossa]
Taksin katolla vilkkuu
Yn ainoa valopilkku
Tuota topattu moottorivene odottaa
Min menen
Esiin tunkevat aatokset sameet
Valhetta vatovovat karkeat sanat
Paksu lompakko
Helppoa on lempe pyyt
Kerjj
Alla silmien hymmerrys hyyt
Valoviikatteet taloja niitt
K si hamuaa lautturin viittaa
En osaa elm syytt en kiitt
Se j k n
En piittaa
Kohdusta hautaan
Ui uuttera lautta
Tuhannen kapakan kautta
English Lyrics
[A Light in the Night]
On top of the taxi flashes the only light of the night
The crammed rowing seat of the mother ship waits
I go
Gloomy thought breaking through
Rude words stammering lies
Thick wallet
It's easy to ask for love
The beggar
Before the very eyes
Appearances grow numb
The light of the scythe cutting houses
A hand searching for the driver's coat
I do not know how to condemn, nor thank life
May it remain, I do not care
From the womb to the grave
The raft travels steady
Thousands from pub to pub "
Blogdogs.com: it's a doggy dog whirl
hmm, hmm, hmm. eye kin still remember back inn the day when wee whir all retainees at the infamous alpo grape prison, wear the sign over the door red, "no shirt, no shoes, no torious." sew even if sum dogs kin forget, eye kant. anyway, eye no eye saw this dog when eye was their. shows ewe what six months of organic peas and carrots vegan dog food will due two a well-adjusted dog when he finally gets a bone.
click above link to see the video, a classic..:P
click above link to see the video, a classic..:P
7/18/2006
Lady Godiva rides naked once again - Yahoo! News
Fa fa fa......My Hair is real and nicer...:P and she is sitting on that horse like a lump of oatmeal....
rolling eyes....body stocking indeed....
rolling eyes....body stocking indeed....
Killing Lonliness Skeleton chain purse Him Heartagram hand bag
OMG!!!!!!
Oh Honey!!! hey um, can I have some money?????? ...mumble mumble...
.....need a new purse...
:bats eyes:) looks pathetic:)
::::makes self gack at obvious female ploy...kicks self for using it.....
Detailed Description
This purse is super quality. Its made of leather like meterial and has a chain that hands on either side of the bag. Inside it has zipper pockets and pouches to put things. It has two straps for holding onto and a magnet snap to keep the bag shut. This bag is top notch.
7/17/2006
Meditainment� - Guided Meditation Home
might be interesting ,I'm game for anything to help with these Fracking migraines, they are ruining my life....
grumble...>in a pissy mood, may bite if provoked
grumble...>in a pissy mood, may bite if provoked
7/16/2006
The Ring Lord Chainmail Chain Mail Maille Supplies
a very cool site, for making armor or various historical pieces...we make this stuff....
Official: Jack the Ripper identified - Law - Times Online
By Stewart Tendler
Scotland Yard has taken possession of a policeman's memoirs which names the serial killer
PRIVATE handwritten notes by the man who led the hunt for Jack the Ripper naming the chief suspect were given to Scotland Yard's Black Museum yesterday.
Chief Inspector Donald Swanson kept quiet for years but in retirement, frustrated that the murderer had escaped justice, could not resist scribbling notes in the margin of his boss's memoirs, naming the man that they both believed had become the world's most famous serial killer.
The man he named was Aaron Kosminski, a Polish-Jewish hairdresser living in Whitechapel, East London, who was eventually committed to a lunatic asylum, where he died.
According to Swanson the police were so convinced that Kosminski was the killer of at least five prostitutes in the 1880s that they organised a secret identity parade at a police rest home. The witness was a Jew who was said to have refused to give evidence.
Swanson made his notes in a book called The Lighter Side of My Official Life by Sir Robert Anderson, who was an assistant commissioner, for whom Swanson became staff officer.
Sir Robert said as a "definitely ascertainable fact'''''''''''''''' that the killer was a Polish Jew. He said that the only person who ever had a good view of the killer �unhesitantly identified the suspect the instant he was confronted but refused to give evidence�.
Mr Swanson wrote: �Because the suspect was also a Jew and also because his evidence would convict the suspect and witness would be the means of murderer being hanged � which he did not wish to be left on his mind.�
He said that the suspect had been taken by police to the rest home for the identification and that Kosminski knew he had been identified. He was taken back to his brother’s home in Whitechapel and police kept a secret watch.
Eventually he had to be taken, bound, to a workhouse and then to an asylum where he died “shortly afterwards”. Swanson wrote: “Kosminski was the suspect.”
Yesterday as the Swanson family handed over the book with its margin notes to the Yard’s refurbished Crime Museum, Detective Chief Superintendent Steve Lovelock, who heads detective training and the museum, said that the identification was very interesting.
Mr Lovelock said that the name had been mentioned before and the margin notes were revealed some years ago but he believed that they were significant.
Nevill Swanson, the Victorian detective’s grandson, said; “My grandfather thought he had got his man but never nailed him.”
Yard researches suggested that Kosminski was arrested by police after he threatened his sister with a knife and they were struck by his resemblance to descriptions of the Ripper.
But he was considered too mentally ill to be questioned, He was taken in the care of his brother to a Yard police rest home in Brighton and the identity parade was held there.
Scotland Yard has taken possession of a policeman's memoirs which names the serial killer
PRIVATE handwritten notes by the man who led the hunt for Jack the Ripper naming the chief suspect were given to Scotland Yard's Black Museum yesterday.
Chief Inspector Donald Swanson kept quiet for years but in retirement, frustrated that the murderer had escaped justice, could not resist scribbling notes in the margin of his boss's memoirs, naming the man that they both believed had become the world's most famous serial killer.
The man he named was Aaron Kosminski, a Polish-Jewish hairdresser living in Whitechapel, East London, who was eventually committed to a lunatic asylum, where he died.
According to Swanson the police were so convinced that Kosminski was the killer of at least five prostitutes in the 1880s that they organised a secret identity parade at a police rest home. The witness was a Jew who was said to have refused to give evidence.
Swanson made his notes in a book called The Lighter Side of My Official Life by Sir Robert Anderson, who was an assistant commissioner, for whom Swanson became staff officer.
Sir Robert said as a "definitely ascertainable fact'''''''''''''''' that the killer was a Polish Jew. He said that the only person who ever had a good view of the killer �unhesitantly identified the suspect the instant he was confronted but refused to give evidence�.
Mr Swanson wrote: �Because the suspect was also a Jew and also because his evidence would convict the suspect and witness would be the means of murderer being hanged � which he did not wish to be left on his mind.�
He said that the suspect had been taken by police to the rest home for the identification and that Kosminski knew he had been identified. He was taken back to his brother’s home in Whitechapel and police kept a secret watch.
Eventually he had to be taken, bound, to a workhouse and then to an asylum where he died “shortly afterwards”. Swanson wrote: “Kosminski was the suspect.”
Yesterday as the Swanson family handed over the book with its margin notes to the Yard’s refurbished Crime Museum, Detective Chief Superintendent Steve Lovelock, who heads detective training and the museum, said that the identification was very interesting.
Mr Lovelock said that the name had been mentioned before and the margin notes were revealed some years ago but he believed that they were significant.
Nevill Swanson, the Victorian detective’s grandson, said; “My grandfather thought he had got his man but never nailed him.”
Yard researches suggested that Kosminski was arrested by police after he threatened his sister with a knife and they were struck by his resemblance to descriptions of the Ripper.
But he was considered too mentally ill to be questioned, He was taken in the care of his brother to a Yard police rest home in Brighton and the identity parade was held there.
WTF?
sorry for not posting much , this week ,so busy and I have another migraine, 3 rd this week...oh joy...and we have company coming too...
I will post soon...hang in there...
7/15/2006
7/14/2006
Blogthings - Will You Be a Multimillionaire?
| Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 76% |
 You have a good chance of being a multimillionaire. Better than most people. You simply have a natural knack for money and the personality for success. |
7/12/2006
RACK OF LAMB WITH GARLIC AND HERBS Recipe at Epicurious.com
OK this looks really divine, and I'm going to make it ,and eat it all myself:)>hubby and spawn don't like Lamb...
Baaa baaaa, do you still hear them Clarice?
Herb-and-bread-crumb coatings are classic on rack of lamb, but leaving out the crumbs lightens the dish (and the juicy chops taste more summery as a result). This recipe is best made with new garlic - garlic that has not been aged. It is covered with a moist membrane rather than papery skin and is often sold with greens attached. If you're lucky enough to find some, substitute 1/4 cup chopped garlic greens for half of the parsley in the herb mixture".
For lamb
2 (8-rib) frenched racks of lamb (each rack 1 1/2 lb), trimmed of all but a thin layer of fat 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
3/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
For herb coating
1/2 head new garlic or 3 large regular garlic cloves, minced
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh thyme
2 teaspoons finely chopped fresh rosemary
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1 1/2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
Special equipment: an instant-read thermometer
Brown lamb: Heat a dry 12-inch heavy skillet over high heat until hot, at least 2 minutes. Meanwhile, pat lamb dry and rub meat all over with salt and pepper. Add oil to hot skillet, then brown racks, in 2 batches if necessary, on all sides (not ends), about 10 minutes per batch.
Transfer racks to a small (13- by 9-inch) roasting pan.
Coat and roast lamb: Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 350°F.
Stir together garlic, herbs, salt, pepper, and oil. Coat meaty parts of lamb with herb mixture, pressing to help adhere. Roast 15 minutes, then cover lamb loosely with foil and roast until thermometer inserted diagonally into center of meat registers 120°F, 5 to 10 minutes more. Let stand, covered, 10 minutes. (Internal temperature will rise to 125 to 130°F for medium-rare while lamb stands.)
Cut each rack into 4 double chops.
Makes 8 servings.
Gourmet
FeaturesJuly 2006
Baaa baaaa, do you still hear them Clarice?
Herb-and-bread-crumb coatings are classic on rack of lamb, but leaving out the crumbs lightens the dish (and the juicy chops taste more summery as a result). This recipe is best made with new garlic - garlic that has not been aged. It is covered with a moist membrane rather than papery skin and is often sold with greens attached. If you're lucky enough to find some, substitute 1/4 cup chopped garlic greens for half of the parsley in the herb mixture".
For lamb
2 (8-rib) frenched racks of lamb (each rack 1 1/2 lb), trimmed of all but a thin layer of fat 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
3/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
For herb coating
1/2 head new garlic or 3 large regular garlic cloves, minced
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh thyme
2 teaspoons finely chopped fresh rosemary
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1 1/2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
Special equipment: an instant-read thermometer
Brown lamb: Heat a dry 12-inch heavy skillet over high heat until hot, at least 2 minutes. Meanwhile, pat lamb dry and rub meat all over with salt and pepper. Add oil to hot skillet, then brown racks, in 2 batches if necessary, on all sides (not ends), about 10 minutes per batch.
Transfer racks to a small (13- by 9-inch) roasting pan.
Coat and roast lamb: Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 350°F.
Stir together garlic, herbs, salt, pepper, and oil. Coat meaty parts of lamb with herb mixture, pressing to help adhere. Roast 15 minutes, then cover lamb loosely with foil and roast until thermometer inserted diagonally into center of meat registers 120°F, 5 to 10 minutes more. Let stand, covered, 10 minutes. (Internal temperature will rise to 125 to 130°F for medium-rare while lamb stands.)
Cut each rack into 4 double chops.
Makes 8 servings.
Gourmet
FeaturesJuly 2006
7/11/2006
Blogthings - What's Your Pirate Name?
| Your Pirate Name Is... |
 |
Gimme an "r", Gimme an "r", Gimme another 'R",
what does that spell?
AAARRRRRRGGGHHHH
-HRH Ibrahim,the Pirate Revel in Crystal Craggs..
Top News Stories In The Year: 2029
This is just sad.
* Ozone created by electric cars now killing
millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as Mexifornia's
third language.
* Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
* Couple petitions court to reinstate
heterosexual marriage.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in
the AmericanTerritory of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan,
Syria and Lebanon).
* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it
will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
* France pleads for global help after being taken
over by Jamaica.
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars
can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
* George Z. Bush says he will run for President
in 2036.
* Postal Service raises price of first class
stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
* 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise
is the key to weight loss.
* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
* Average height of NBA players is now nine feet,
seven inches.
* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
* Florida voters still having trouble with voting
machines."
* Ozone created by electric cars now killing
millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as Mexifornia's
third language.
* Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
* Couple petitions court to reinstate
heterosexual marriage.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in
the AmericanTerritory of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan,
Syria and Lebanon).
* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it
will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
* France pleads for global help after being taken
over by Jamaica.
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars
can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
* George Z. Bush says he will run for President
in 2036.
* Postal Service raises price of first class
stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
* 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise
is the key to weight loss.
* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
* Average height of NBA players is now nine feet,
seven inches.
* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
* Florida voters still having trouble with voting
machines."
7/06/2006
7/05/2006
HIM LYRICS - The Funeral Of Hearts
Love's the funeral of hearts
And an ode for cruelty
When angels cry blood
On flowers of evil in bloom
The funeral of hearts
And a plea for mercy
When love is a gun
Separating me from you
She was the sun
Shining upon
The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail
He was the moon
Painting you
With it's glow so vulnerable and pale
Love's the funeral of hearts
And an ode for cruelty
When angels cry blood
On flowers of evil in bloom
The funeral of hearts
And a plea for mercy
When love is a gun
Separating me from you
She was the wind, carrying in
All the troubles and fears you've for years tried to forget
He was the fire, restless and wild
And you were like a moth to that flame
The heretic seal beyond divine
A prayer to a god who's deaf and blind
The last rites for souls on fire
Three little words and a question why
Love's the funeral of hearts
And an ode for cruelty
When angels cry blood
On flowers of evil in bloom
The funeral of heartsAnd a plea for mercy
When love is a gun
Separating me from you
And an ode for cruelty
When angels cry blood
On flowers of evil in bloom
The funeral of hearts
And a plea for mercy
When love is a gun
Separating me from you
She was the sun
Shining upon
The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail
He was the moon
Painting you
With it's glow so vulnerable and pale
Love's the funeral of hearts
And an ode for cruelty
When angels cry blood
On flowers of evil in bloom
The funeral of hearts
And a plea for mercy
When love is a gun
Separating me from you
She was the wind, carrying in
All the troubles and fears you've for years tried to forget
He was the fire, restless and wild
And you were like a moth to that flame
The heretic seal beyond divine
A prayer to a god who's deaf and blind
The last rites for souls on fire
Three little words and a question why
Love's the funeral of hearts
And an ode for cruelty
When angels cry blood
On flowers of evil in bloom
The funeral of heartsAnd a plea for mercy
When love is a gun
Separating me from you
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7/04/2006
Blogthings - What Superhero Are You?
| You Are Spider-Man |
 Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally). And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing. |
um, ok, just this once.....
HIM LYRICS - Lose You Tonight
Don't run away
I can't live without you
Please stay
And I learn to love you right
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
No, I ain't gonna lose you tonight
Don't run away
I never wanted to hurt you
Please stay
And I learn to treat you right
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
Oh, I can't live without you
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I never want adore you
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
I ain't gonna lose you tonight
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
I can't live without you
Please stay
And I learn to love you right
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
No, I ain't gonna lose you tonight
Don't run away
I never wanted to hurt you
Please stay
And I learn to treat you right
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
Oh, I can't live without you
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I never want adore you
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
I ain't gonna lose you tonight
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I've been crying for you
Dying for you all this time
I was waiting for you
Waiting for all my life
And I'm not gonna
Lose you tonight
HIM LYRICS - Right Here In My Arms
She is smiling like heaven is down on earth
Sun is shining so bright on her
And all her wishes have finally come true
And her heart is weeping.
This happiness is killing her.
She'll be right here in my arms
So in Love
She'll be right here in these arms
She can't let go
[Repeat 2x]
So hard she's trying
But her heart won't turn to stone... oh no
She keeps on crying
But I won't leave her alone
She'll never be alone
She'll be right here in my arms
So in Love
She'll be right here in these arms
She can't let go
[Repeat 2x]
[bridge]
And she'll be right here in my arms
So in Love
She'll be right here in these arms
She can't let go
[Repeat 3x and fade out]
Sun is shining so bright on her
And all her wishes have finally come true
And her heart is weeping.
This happiness is killing her.
She'll be right here in my arms
So in Love
She'll be right here in these arms
She can't let go
[Repeat 2x]
So hard she's trying
But her heart won't turn to stone... oh no
She keeps on crying
But I won't leave her alone
She'll never be alone
She'll be right here in my arms
So in Love
She'll be right here in these arms
She can't let go
[Repeat 2x]
[bridge]
And she'll be right here in my arms
So in Love
She'll be right here in these arms
She can't let go
[Repeat 3x and fade out]
Adventures in Oregon
The Dark One wanderers into the Light,
and survives:)
No really a very dear friend of mine,
went Mundane Camping :)
and survives:)
No really a very dear friend of mine,
went Mundane Camping :)
From Aunt Deena..a FWD
"Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where You could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY??? "
ok I find this funny...*)
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where You could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY??? "
ok I find this funny...*)
7/03/2006
HIM LYRICS - Heartache Every Moment
From lashes to ashes
And from lust to dust
In your sweetest torment
I'm lost And no heaven can help us
Ready, willing and able
To lose it all
For a kiss so fatal
And so warm
Oh it's heartache every moment
From the start 'til the end
It's heartache every moment
With you Deeper into our heavenly suffering
Our fragile souls are falling
It's heartache every moment
Baby with you
And we sense the danger
But don't wanna give up
'Cause there's no smile of an angel
Without the wrath of god
Oh it's heartache every moment
From the start 'til the end
It's heartache every moment
With you
Deeper into our heavenly suffering
Our fragile souls are falling
It's heartache every moment
Baby with you
My darling with you
From lashes to ashes
And from lust to dust
In your sweetest torment
I am lost
And we sense the danger
But don't wanna give up
Oh it's heartache every moment
From the start 'til the end
It's heartache every moment
With you Deeper into our heavenly suffering
Our fragile souls are falling
It's heartache every moment with you
That's right
And from lust to dust
In your sweetest torment
I'm lost And no heaven can help us
Ready, willing and able
To lose it all
For a kiss so fatal
And so warm
Oh it's heartache every moment
From the start 'til the end
It's heartache every moment
With you Deeper into our heavenly suffering
Our fragile souls are falling
It's heartache every moment
Baby with you
And we sense the danger
But don't wanna give up
'Cause there's no smile of an angel
Without the wrath of god
Oh it's heartache every moment
From the start 'til the end
It's heartache every moment
With you
Deeper into our heavenly suffering
Our fragile souls are falling
It's heartache every moment
Baby with you
My darling with you
From lashes to ashes
And from lust to dust
In your sweetest torment
I am lost
And we sense the danger
But don't wanna give up
Oh it's heartache every moment
From the start 'til the end
It's heartache every moment
With you Deeper into our heavenly suffering
Our fragile souls are falling
It's heartache every moment with you
That's right
Unexplained Mysteries :: The vampire among us...
By LeAnne Miller:
He's back! And his bite is still as strong as ever! Even farther back in time, before the late 1980's, the legendary stories of Dracula (both fictionalized vampire--and the biographical accounts of the famous and infamous Noble, Romanian Prince, Vladimir Dracul) were as abundant and terrifying to give people warning-- to guard themselves from attacks of any type back then. Yet, vampire legends, superstitions, and stories today continue to caution against letting any form of vampire exist, or have the opportunities to become resurrected and reani-mated. However, for all of the fans and devotees to the original t.v. show, Dracula: the series, (create by the team of Phil Bedard and Larry Lalonde--who would later also create the show concept for Forever Knight); the legendary vampire, Dracul has been resurrected and reanimated into the shape and form of one unique, multi-billionaire industrialist, Mr. Alexander Lucard (Dracul- spelled backwards). Lucard is the primary star of Dracula: the series.
In addition, the entire series (which consists of 21 episodes) has also been given 'new life' by Platinum Disc Corporation and Crown Media; this 'new life' has taken shape in the physical form as a two-disc collector's edition set of digital video discs (Dvds). This legendary treasure should definitely satiate the appetite of any and all die-hard fan who wishes to find and own a dvd set of the 'family-rated/family friendly' tv show. One caveat to those who normally purchase dvds for 'the bonus extras.' Dracula: the series does not contain any 'bonus' materials. The two disc collection includes simply the entire 21 episodes from the series; albeit in sharp, clear focus; uncut, unedited, commercial-free, and in of it's gloriously rich, deep colors. As an extra incentive for the eternal fans of the tv series, Forever Knight, Dracula: the series should be a def-inite "must have" collectible, as the series is a multi-episodic showcase for Welsh actor, Geraint Wyn Davies (a.k.a. Det. Nicholas Knight). Check out some of the episodes listed: ** The Decline of the Romanian Vampire ** The Vampire Solution ** Black Sheep ** Klaus Encounters of the Interred Kind .... just to name a small few episode titles. What could almost be considered a humorous full circle of casting anomolies, actually becomes evident when viewing the D:ts episode titled "Get a Job." In this episode, guest star, Louise Vallance appears as Art Expert, Julia Heisenberg. This is the same actress who was cast (alongside Dracula star, Geordie Johnson) in the episode of the Forever Knight episode titled "My Boyfriend is a Vampire." (Vallance was cast as the 'sanity challenged' tv show production manager, Charly Hawkes; in this episode, she is also joined by Dracula star, Geordie Johnson, who plays a controversial talk show host named Jerry Tate.) And Davies, (who portrayed Klaus the vampire in Dracula), is cast as the Central star of Forever Knight, Detective Nicholas Knight; who has the job of solving a number of homicide mysteries surround-ing the Jerry Tate show. So, whether one is either a Dracula: the series fan, a Geord-ie Johnson fan, a Geraint Wyn Davies (G.W.) fan, or simply a fan and collector of vampire and vampirological history collect-ible, "Dracula: the series" (the 2-disc collection set), is most definitely a must have item for anyone to have and enjoy It is certainly a unique, visual morsel that one can 'sink-their-teeth' into and enjoy......eternally; and longer.....even. ( This DVD set can be found and purchased at http://www.amazon.com/ (and is quite affordable at beneath a 2-figure cost). "
He's back! And his bite is still as strong as ever! Even farther back in time, before the late 1980's, the legendary stories of Dracula (both fictionalized vampire--and the biographical accounts of the famous and infamous Noble, Romanian Prince, Vladimir Dracul) were as abundant and terrifying to give people warning-- to guard themselves from attacks of any type back then. Yet, vampire legends, superstitions, and stories today continue to caution against letting any form of vampire exist, or have the opportunities to become resurrected and reani-mated. However, for all of the fans and devotees to the original t.v. show, Dracula: the series, (create by the team of Phil Bedard and Larry Lalonde--who would later also create the show concept for Forever Knight); the legendary vampire, Dracul has been resurrected and reanimated into the shape and form of one unique, multi-billionaire industrialist, Mr. Alexander Lucard (Dracul- spelled backwards). Lucard is the primary star of Dracula: the series.
In addition, the entire series (which consists of 21 episodes) has also been given 'new life' by Platinum Disc Corporation and Crown Media; this 'new life' has taken shape in the physical form as a two-disc collector's edition set of digital video discs (Dvds). This legendary treasure should definitely satiate the appetite of any and all die-hard fan who wishes to find and own a dvd set of the 'family-rated/family friendly' tv show. One caveat to those who normally purchase dvds for 'the bonus extras.' Dracula: the series does not contain any 'bonus' materials. The two disc collection includes simply the entire 21 episodes from the series; albeit in sharp, clear focus; uncut, unedited, commercial-free, and in of it's gloriously rich, deep colors. As an extra incentive for the eternal fans of the tv series, Forever Knight, Dracula: the series should be a def-inite "must have" collectible, as the series is a multi-episodic showcase for Welsh actor, Geraint Wyn Davies (a.k.a. Det. Nicholas Knight). Check out some of the episodes listed: ** The Decline of the Romanian Vampire ** The Vampire Solution ** Black Sheep ** Klaus Encounters of the Interred Kind .... just to name a small few episode titles. What could almost be considered a humorous full circle of casting anomolies, actually becomes evident when viewing the D:ts episode titled "Get a Job." In this episode, guest star, Louise Vallance appears as Art Expert, Julia Heisenberg. This is the same actress who was cast (alongside Dracula star, Geordie Johnson) in the episode of the Forever Knight episode titled "My Boyfriend is a Vampire." (Vallance was cast as the 'sanity challenged' tv show production manager, Charly Hawkes; in this episode, she is also joined by Dracula star, Geordie Johnson, who plays a controversial talk show host named Jerry Tate.) And Davies, (who portrayed Klaus the vampire in Dracula), is cast as the Central star of Forever Knight, Detective Nicholas Knight; who has the job of solving a number of homicide mysteries surround-ing the Jerry Tate show. So, whether one is either a Dracula: the series fan, a Geord-ie Johnson fan, a Geraint Wyn Davies (G.W.) fan, or simply a fan and collector of vampire and vampirological history collect-ible, "Dracula: the series" (the 2-disc collection set), is most definitely a must have item for anyone to have and enjoy It is certainly a unique, visual morsel that one can 'sink-their-teeth' into and enjoy......eternally; and longer.....even. ( This DVD set can be found and purchased at http://www.amazon.com/ (and is quite affordable at beneath a 2-figure cost). "
7/02/2006
How to be Goth in 7 easy steps
STEP ONE: PICKING A GOTH NAME
When it comes down to truly exploring your new found Gothic freedom and 'individuality,' nothing helps more than a new Gothic name. Now is your opportunity to display your inner turmoil to the world and begin a new life of answering the eternal question 'Is that your REAL name?' First decide what facet of your blackened heart you truly want to explore...
1) Your tragic, teary eyed, poetry writing, romantic soul?
2) Your arcane, mysterious, sexual, ancestral vampire past?
3) Your giggly, speed snorting, obnox...ahem...'perky' id?
4) Your scarred, angry, tormented and angst ridden ego?
5) Your carefully cultivated self loathing and destructive nature.
Your main focus should be creativity, so let your imagination run wild. However, be sure to throw in a healthy dose of pretense and creepiness (You're Goth dammit!!).
As an aid, here are some Gothic mainstays...
1) Names from the animal kingdom. The spookier the animal the better! (Bat, Rat, Raven, Cat, Spider, you get the idea.)
2) Names from fairytales and folklore (I think there are enough 'Liliths' in the world and Brother Grimm is already taken, so hands off!)
3) Names from the underworld (There's a great book offering the names and descriptions of many minor and lesser demons called 'Fallen Angels' by Robert Masello. Pick it up!)
4) Names from the bible (Unless you're Hispanic, I'd stay away from Jesus just to avoid confusion.)
5) Names of nasty inflictions or bad habits (Hmmm...how about Melena?)
6) Names from horror movies and/or books (No...Jason or Freddie don't count.)
"7) Names from poetry (For you weepy types...*grrr*)
Feel free to mix and match to taste. After all, Goth is about diversity, creativity and individuality (to a certain predetermined extent at least) right?
STEP TWO: CLAIMING YOUR GOTHIC SELF
Now that your named your Gothly self you will need to pick what kind of Goth you are.... And claim it as your own. This is most easily done by exploring the dark, sinister, self absorbed, angst ridden side of your personality... If you are a hippie, then dig down to the darkness that is the basis of all personalities... Become a Summer of Love Goth - If you are a Geek become a Cyber Goth, if you love the Ren Fair then try Ren Faire Goth, if you think of yourself as a Stevie Nicks clone then become an Etherial Goth. There is an endless list of the type of Goth you can be....Explore your inner darkness and let it shine darkly through!!!
STEP THREE: GothITUDE
While lurking in eerie, shadowy corners, your posture must be theatrical, vibrating with a melancholy that is as tangible as the clove cigarette you are smoking. Hunch lightly forward your delicate shoulders and perch vulture-like as you gaze despondently around the hazy club.
Clenched gracefully in your pale hand with your jewel-laden, tapering fingers, slowly wave your ebony lace fan and keep your inky, kohl-rimmed eyes downcast, gazing gently and demurely. You are bleakly serene, demonstrating a superb maudlin poise.
If your mournful, ivory face, should unexpectedly ripple with a rebellious glimmer of happiness, or even playful enjoyment, lethargically, with a tragic soft sigh, lower your head and shield behind your fan that unacceptable smile. Excuse yourself with a breathy whisper or a mysterious polite phrase and a tearful eye and languidly stroll toward the murky bathroom where you obsessively, with a poetically tragic stance, begin powdering your nose. Take great care to avoid sprinkling your silver nose ring, remember not to powder over your bhindi.
When dancing, think of your dance as a magical conjuring or ceremonial evocation. Whirl, sway, twist and swoop to your own private and tormented rhythm. All movement should be listless, sultry, at times suddenly dipping dramatically to one side or lunging forward to express a sudden stab of inner angst or passion that is coinciding with (or not) a certain place in the music.
Poetically speaking: You must convince people that you are trapped here on this dreary physical plane - forever wandering in search of mysterious, shadowy dimensions. The dark, yet gossamer wings of unremembered memories subtly inspire you, as you endure all the despair of your soul's existence, past and present.
At all times, emote angst, apathy, and despair.
Last, remember that being Gothic is not just a fashion statement, it's a cry for help and is a convincing solution to almost any Fashion Emergency.
Release the batttttts.....
STEP FOUR: MAKE-UP/HAIR
1) Facial hair
Yes you can be Goth too even if you have a tan and copious facial hair. The first thing you need is a razor. If you're a dude with a beard think 'topiary'. Watch the three musketeers -- the one with Michael York. Pleeeeasee check out the guy with the eye patch who boffs the Fay Dunaway character and sculpt some interesting creative facial hair.
If you want to maintain an aura of dark-manly-wolf (tm kallisti), leave your eyebrows to nature. Otherwise, shave them off. Eyebrows are an artform and cannot be contained by the whims of DNA.
All Goths who want to identify with a feminine side, should shave their eyebrows completely off to cleanse the facial palate for true expression.
2) Skin tone -- Spoooky Clown White
Use a powder base at least two shades lighter than your natural skin tone. Kryolan makes a good one. Think artifice. Think theater. All references to a natural daylight appearance should eradicated and spackled. Your lips have no boundaries. Cover their line. Your skin must have a luminous glow which will float disembodied in the candlelight. Creatures of the night unite!
3) Those lips! Those Eyes!
Eyes can wing off the face. Or they can smolder like Valentino. This is where creativity can shine!! All novices must use black. You can't go wrong. Black eye liner is a must. Black powder eye shadow is fabu. Go wild.
Lips? Don't be hindered by the memory of your previous self's lips. With a dark red or black lipstick and a liner you can create new lips. Take the liner, draw the outline of what you think your lips should be as your new Goth self and fill them in with the lipstick and blot.
Please note, the liner does not have to be the same shade as the lipstick but it should be darker.
Welcome the new flesh.
4) Hair - Rat it , dye it, torture it - Edward ScissorHands had perfect Goth Hair....Be sure to buy a can of super hold hairspray and apply it liberally. Or for a more dramatic effect, shave your hair completely off to make room for those fabulous Goth Eyes!!!
STEP FIVE: FASHION
Black is the corner stone of all Gothly styles... Do not be afraid. Find every piece of black clothing and cloth that you have available to you...
Pin everything together... Think flowing, think wispy, think of a corpse raising from the grave.... Think vampires.... What would Lestat be wearing right this second???
The most important feature of any self respecting Goth is .... Accessories and Props: A partial list of the basics follows... use your imagination to create your very own personal style....
Cheap fishnet stockings worn on legs or pulled over head (cut a hole in the crotch and pull over your head, then stick your fingers thru the toes!!!)(if you need to buy these try New York Apparel on upper Haight), any old lace, ribbon, dead roses, dead pets, incense, nail polish, rosaries, crosses or other religious paraphernalia, clove cigarettes, whips, fetish gear, black scarves, tulle, etc., One of your most important props will be: a fan, a book of dark poetry, an antique lacy handkerchief, or anything else that you can use to hide that improper and unsightly smile.
**please - No Tennis Shoes!!!
STEP SIX: MUSIC
Ahhh music - one of the most important items that separates Goths from the rest of humanity.... Check in your CD collection... Look for anything that is maudlin, dark, sad, evil, etherial, angry, angst ridden, pathetic - anything that brings self pitying tears to your eyes or hatred to your heart....anything that allows that inner darkness to come boiling to the surface... Play it over and over and over and over again... Make it part of who you are..... Identify with it..... Incorporate it into your total Goth identity.....
STEP SEVEN: PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF MAUDLIN POETIC APLOMB
Each Gothling-to-Be is required to write and internalize bitter poetic musings. This recitation can be likened to the talent portion of a beauty contest, although there is no crowned winner to be named -- Your deep inner ponderings should reflect accurately your assigned Goth name, your designated Goth type, and the resulting fashion, attitude and makeup adjustments.
When it comes down to truly exploring your new found Gothic freedom and 'individuality,' nothing helps more than a new Gothic name. Now is your opportunity to display your inner turmoil to the world and begin a new life of answering the eternal question 'Is that your REAL name?' First decide what facet of your blackened heart you truly want to explore...
1) Your tragic, teary eyed, poetry writing, romantic soul?
2) Your arcane, mysterious, sexual, ancestral vampire past?
3) Your giggly, speed snorting, obnox...ahem...'perky' id?
4) Your scarred, angry, tormented and angst ridden ego?
5) Your carefully cultivated self loathing and destructive nature.
Your main focus should be creativity, so let your imagination run wild. However, be sure to throw in a healthy dose of pretense and creepiness (You're Goth dammit!!).
As an aid, here are some Gothic mainstays...
1) Names from the animal kingdom. The spookier the animal the better! (Bat, Rat, Raven, Cat, Spider, you get the idea.)
2) Names from fairytales and folklore (I think there are enough 'Liliths' in the world and Brother Grimm is already taken, so hands off!)
3) Names from the underworld (There's a great book offering the names and descriptions of many minor and lesser demons called 'Fallen Angels' by Robert Masello. Pick it up!)
4) Names from the bible (Unless you're Hispanic, I'd stay away from Jesus just to avoid confusion.)
5) Names of nasty inflictions or bad habits (Hmmm...how about Melena?)
6) Names from horror movies and/or books (No...Jason or Freddie don't count.)
"7) Names from poetry (For you weepy types...*grrr*)
Feel free to mix and match to taste. After all, Goth is about diversity, creativity and individuality (to a certain predetermined extent at least) right?
STEP TWO: CLAIMING YOUR GOTHIC SELF
Now that your named your Gothly self you will need to pick what kind of Goth you are.... And claim it as your own. This is most easily done by exploring the dark, sinister, self absorbed, angst ridden side of your personality... If you are a hippie, then dig down to the darkness that is the basis of all personalities... Become a Summer of Love Goth - If you are a Geek become a Cyber Goth, if you love the Ren Fair then try Ren Faire Goth, if you think of yourself as a Stevie Nicks clone then become an Etherial Goth. There is an endless list of the type of Goth you can be....Explore your inner darkness and let it shine darkly through!!!
STEP THREE: GothITUDE
While lurking in eerie, shadowy corners, your posture must be theatrical, vibrating with a melancholy that is as tangible as the clove cigarette you are smoking. Hunch lightly forward your delicate shoulders and perch vulture-like as you gaze despondently around the hazy club.
Clenched gracefully in your pale hand with your jewel-laden, tapering fingers, slowly wave your ebony lace fan and keep your inky, kohl-rimmed eyes downcast, gazing gently and demurely. You are bleakly serene, demonstrating a superb maudlin poise.
If your mournful, ivory face, should unexpectedly ripple with a rebellious glimmer of happiness, or even playful enjoyment, lethargically, with a tragic soft sigh, lower your head and shield behind your fan that unacceptable smile. Excuse yourself with a breathy whisper or a mysterious polite phrase and a tearful eye and languidly stroll toward the murky bathroom where you obsessively, with a poetically tragic stance, begin powdering your nose. Take great care to avoid sprinkling your silver nose ring, remember not to powder over your bhindi.
When dancing, think of your dance as a magical conjuring or ceremonial evocation. Whirl, sway, twist and swoop to your own private and tormented rhythm. All movement should be listless, sultry, at times suddenly dipping dramatically to one side or lunging forward to express a sudden stab of inner angst or passion that is coinciding with (or not) a certain place in the music.
Poetically speaking: You must convince people that you are trapped here on this dreary physical plane - forever wandering in search of mysterious, shadowy dimensions. The dark, yet gossamer wings of unremembered memories subtly inspire you, as you endure all the despair of your soul's existence, past and present.
At all times, emote angst, apathy, and despair.
Last, remember that being Gothic is not just a fashion statement, it's a cry for help and is a convincing solution to almost any Fashion Emergency.
Release the batttttts.....
STEP FOUR: MAKE-UP/HAIR
1) Facial hair
Yes you can be Goth too even if you have a tan and copious facial hair. The first thing you need is a razor. If you're a dude with a beard think 'topiary'. Watch the three musketeers -- the one with Michael York. Pleeeeasee check out the guy with the eye patch who boffs the Fay Dunaway character and sculpt some interesting creative facial hair.
If you want to maintain an aura of dark-manly-wolf (tm kallisti), leave your eyebrows to nature. Otherwise, shave them off. Eyebrows are an artform and cannot be contained by the whims of DNA.
All Goths who want to identify with a feminine side, should shave their eyebrows completely off to cleanse the facial palate for true expression.
2) Skin tone -- Spoooky Clown White
Use a powder base at least two shades lighter than your natural skin tone. Kryolan makes a good one. Think artifice. Think theater. All references to a natural daylight appearance should eradicated and spackled. Your lips have no boundaries. Cover their line. Your skin must have a luminous glow which will float disembodied in the candlelight. Creatures of the night unite!
3) Those lips! Those Eyes!
Eyes can wing off the face. Or they can smolder like Valentino. This is where creativity can shine!! All novices must use black. You can't go wrong. Black eye liner is a must. Black powder eye shadow is fabu. Go wild.
Lips? Don't be hindered by the memory of your previous self's lips. With a dark red or black lipstick and a liner you can create new lips. Take the liner, draw the outline of what you think your lips should be as your new Goth self and fill them in with the lipstick and blot.
Please note, the liner does not have to be the same shade as the lipstick but it should be darker.
Welcome the new flesh.
4) Hair - Rat it , dye it, torture it - Edward ScissorHands had perfect Goth Hair....Be sure to buy a can of super hold hairspray and apply it liberally. Or for a more dramatic effect, shave your hair completely off to make room for those fabulous Goth Eyes!!!
STEP FIVE: FASHION
Black is the corner stone of all Gothly styles... Do not be afraid. Find every piece of black clothing and cloth that you have available to you...
Pin everything together... Think flowing, think wispy, think of a corpse raising from the grave.... Think vampires.... What would Lestat be wearing right this second???
The most important feature of any self respecting Goth is .... Accessories and Props: A partial list of the basics follows... use your imagination to create your very own personal style....
Cheap fishnet stockings worn on legs or pulled over head (cut a hole in the crotch and pull over your head, then stick your fingers thru the toes!!!)(if you need to buy these try New York Apparel on upper Haight), any old lace, ribbon, dead roses, dead pets, incense, nail polish, rosaries, crosses or other religious paraphernalia, clove cigarettes, whips, fetish gear, black scarves, tulle, etc., One of your most important props will be: a fan, a book of dark poetry, an antique lacy handkerchief, or anything else that you can use to hide that improper and unsightly smile.
**please - No Tennis Shoes!!!
STEP SIX: MUSIC
Ahhh music - one of the most important items that separates Goths from the rest of humanity.... Check in your CD collection... Look for anything that is maudlin, dark, sad, evil, etherial, angry, angst ridden, pathetic - anything that brings self pitying tears to your eyes or hatred to your heart....anything that allows that inner darkness to come boiling to the surface... Play it over and over and over and over again... Make it part of who you are..... Identify with it..... Incorporate it into your total Goth identity.....
STEP SEVEN: PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF MAUDLIN POETIC APLOMB
Each Gothling-to-Be is required to write and internalize bitter poetic musings. This recitation can be likened to the talent portion of a beauty contest, although there is no crowned winner to be named -- Your deep inner ponderings should reflect accurately your assigned Goth name, your designated Goth type, and the resulting fashion, attitude and makeup adjustments.
"La Belle Dame Sans Merci"
by: John Keats
Ah, what can ail thee, wretched wight,
Alone and palely loitering;
The sedge is wither'd from the lake,
And no birds sing.
Ah, what can ail thee, wretched wight,
So haggard and so woe-begone?
The squirrel's granary is full,
And the harvest's done.
I see a lily on thy brow,
With anguish moist and fever dew;
And on thy cheek a fading rose
Fast withereth too.
I met a lady in the meads
Full beautiful, a faery's child;
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
And her eyes were wild.
I set her on my pacing steed,
And nothing else saw all day long;
For sideways would she lean, and sing
A faery's song.
I made a garland for her head,
And bracelets too, and fragrant zone
;She look'd at me as she did love,
And made sweet moan.
She found me roots of relish sweet,
And honey wild, and manna dew;
And sure in language strange she said,
I love thee true.
She took me to her elfin grot,
And there she gaz'd and sighed deep,
And there I shut her wild sad eyes--
So kiss'd to sleep.
And there we slumber'd on the moss,
And there I dream'd, ah woe betide,
The latest dream I ever dream'd
On the cold hill side.
I saw pale kings, and princes too,
Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;
Who cry'd--"La belle Dame sans merci
Hath thee in thrall!"
I saw their starv'd lips in the gloam
With horrid warning gaped wide,
And I awoke, and found me here
On the cold hill side.
And this is why I sojourn here
Alone and palely loitering,
Though the sedge is wither'd from the lake,
And no birds sing.
7/01/2006
-- 150+ TYPES OF GOTHs --
OMG too fracking funny...
175 TYPES OF GOTHs
Punkgoth--the original flava!
Mopeygoth--fuck off and die (reading Baudelaire in a coffeehaus)
Perkygoth--would rather live with flopsey and bouncy than mopey
Poseygoth--the offshoot of the partime punk
Bittergoth--one level below mopeygoth
Crankygoth--primarily focused in female goths once per month
Perkygoth Supreme--Edvamp _used_ to be one
Poseurgoth/Visigoth/Miligoth--...if you have to ask...
Vampygoth--subscribes to alt.gothic and alt.vampyres
Crustygoth--those over 40, if they still have hippy tendencies
Mustygoth--those who have been dead a short while
Dustygoth--those who have been dead a very long time
Industragoth--likes both goth and industrial music
Perkydomgoth--a happy dominatrix
Perkysubgoth--happy that _they're_ not in control
Perkyswitchgoth--just happy, no matter who is in control
Mommygoth/Daddygoth--reserved for those with offspring
Polygoth--those with polygamous preferences/desires
Bubblegoth--those who chew gum and blow bubbles at clubs
Kittygoth--those who own Hello Kitty _everything_
Keropigoth--those who own Keropi _everything_
Badtzgoth--those who own Badtz Maru _everything_
Burritogoth--those who have experienced Tortillas
Androgagoth--those who have perfected that androgynous look
Crowgoth--those who think they are Brandon Lee
Monogoth--monogamous relationships only!
Fuzzygoth--those with facial hair or _very_ hairy backs
Arachnogoth--those that have a spider fetish and/or own tarantulas
Necrogoth--those obsessed with death, or sex with the dead
Ultragoth--they know who they are, and we could care less
UltraMegagoth--those born on Halloween or Friday the 13th
Lumigoth--if it glows in the dark, they own it
Manlygoth--reserved especially for Al Golagia and other "men"
Geekygoth--those who have achieved the delicate balance of geekdom and gothdom
Oi!goth--often combined with punkgoth (don't fight with these ones)
Aussiegoth/Austragoth--our friends from down under
Manicgoth--manic depressive
Nerdigoth--those that try to be geekygoth, but don't quite pull it off
Fingoth--reserved exclusively for Desmodus
Fossilgoth--those born 100+ years too early
Neurogoth--cyber freak
Newrogoth--new romantics
Sistergoth--devote followers of the Sisters of Mercy
Studygoth--those enrolled at a form of higher/continued education
Taxigoth--those who possess full-time jobs and help feed Uncle Sam
Spraygoth--one who fells the need to spray alt.gothic periodically
Flamegoth--one who enjoys the art of flaming
Inkygoth--those with 2+ tattoos
Blinkygoth--own those blinking red eyed bat keychains
Pezgoth--own _both_ the skeleton and witch Pez(tm) dispensor
Purrygoth--those who like cats more than people
Newbiegoth--just goth the courage to begin posting and/or clubbing
Anarchigoth--anarchists
Miligoth--military goth
Belagoth--those who aspire to Lugosi's attributes
Panicgoth--regular consumers of Manic Panic(tm) products
Fangygoth--those with professional fangs made
Bondagoth--enjoys bondage (giving or receiving)
Bigoth--bi-sexual goth
Lesbigoth--lesbian goth
Homogoth--gay goth
Boxgoth--own one or more lunchboxes to carry personal effects
Petalgoth--obsessed with drying roses, black roses, or eating roses
Babygoth/Childgoth--offspring of goths
Fairygoth--those that are godmother/mother to #64
Gangstagoth--boiz/grlz chillin in da hood
Noodlegoth--those on the ramen/maccaroni/spaghetti/pasta budget
Fishygoth--wear fishnet on _any_ part of their body
Aquagoth--their only nourishment is in the form of liquids
Alcigoth--alcoholic goth
Vegigoth--vegetarian goth
Orthogoth--wear braces, retainers, ect...
LittleMinigoth/stumpygoth--those under 5'1"
Shygoth--prone to staring and hiding behind/under people/things at clubs
Murkeygoth--goes mopey/perky/mopey/perky (repeat), similar to manicgoth
Spineygoth--has hedgehogs in their sig or porcupine/hedgehog fetish
Quantumgoth--ask Sexbat ^..^ ,he will tell you
Semigoth--haven't committed 100% to gothdom (part-time goth)
Redgoth--community over ego goth, AKA commiegoth
Stonergoth--ingests/grows/produces illegal substances for the mind/body
Litigoth--nightmare lawyers
Gungoth--watch out for them and their alt.gothic.guns.guns.guns!!!
Crimpygoth--crimped hair nightmare
Spikeygoth--spiked hair, spiked jacket, and/or spiked collar
Chiroptogoth--bat lovers or anything to do with bats
Netgoth--isn't everyone who reads this?
Jellogoth--serves oh-so-difficult custom creations to honored guests
Metagoth--sorry, lost the definition... (help?)
Betagoth--still trying to get out of test mode for final release
Wankergoth--thinks they are the 1st to denounce goth this/that
Barbigoth--collects Barbies & dresses them up like goths (Ken/Skipper too)
Duckiegoth--brings a rubber duckie to clubs and shows
Miscgoth/Calicogoth/Muttgoth--a miscellaneous smattering of all types
Comigoth--reads/collects comic books
Sandygoth--obsessed with Sandman or loves the beach
Winniegoth--Winnie the Pooh/A.A. Milne fans. say "Oh Bother!" a lot
Swampgoth--into Swamp subgenres (Nick Cave, Cramps, ect...)
Behemothgoth--600+ pounds goth
Oldschoolgoth--don't like anything after Bauhaus broke up
Newschoolgoth--don't like anything before Bauhaus broke up
Amerigoth--into only USA goth bands, or are from the USA
Britgoth--into only UK goth bands, or are from the UK
Slothgoth--veeerrryyy veeerrryyy sllloooww goth
Brothgoth--like soup or can only afford a soup diet
Moshgoth--those into pits (willingly that is)
Pogogoth--jump up and down, don't mosh (usually a perkygoth as well)
Robogoth/Bionicgoth--those who are androids or have false limbs
Dixiegoth--from the south... y'all
Yankeegoth--from the north... yous guys
Weekendgoth--goth on weekends only
Coughgoth--goffs wif a cold *sniff*
Ditzygoth--dumb goths
Htoggoth--dyslexic goths (also palindromic goths)
Mothgoth--goths after the larvel stage
Archigoth--one who archives alt.gothic articles, ect...
Billygoth--one who likes rockabilly
Ambigoth--thinks that Brian Eno's _Discreet_Music_ is too noisy and agitated, usually a lover of 4AD/Projekt bands
Canagoth--from the Big Maple Leaf place
Cyclogoth--lover of moterbike/bicycles/unicycles
Whitbygoth--ask Jane Shaw, she'll tell you!
Topgoth--Whitby Gothic Festival badge wearer and damn proud!
Holygoth--devout religious goths
Pagangoth--followers of their own religion, or lack thereof
Grumpygoth--is related to Sneezy, Happy, Sleepy, ect...
Docgoth--devout wearer of Doc Martens (any kind)
Armagoth--has purchased records at Armageddon, or loves armadillos
Texgoth--duh! they're from Texas
Notagoth--one who insists on claiming that they're "not a goth!"
Negativegoth--wearer of white garb
Modgoth--goths with scooters (old European ones, not Hondas)
Converjagoth--has/will atten/ed a/an Convergence
Frothgoth--infuriated flamer who falls for every troll on alt.gothic
Crunchygoth--maitians a bat house, grows own wormood, brings spiders into house
Juvigoth--thoose under the tender age of 18, but older than 12
Glittergoth--puts glitter everywhere! especially body, usually also Perkygoth
Nephgoth--those who think Fields of the Nephilium are the definitive gothic band
Sologoth--goths living in un-gothic places looking for a scene to inhabit
Ophidigoth--ones fond of, in possesion of, with the name of a legless reptile
Chaosgoth--thrive of causing and/or being in chaotic/stressful/hectic environments (can also be a fractal freak)
Pyrogoth--fire! fire!
Peppygoth--has lifetime perscription of Prozac (drug induced Perkygoth)
Maudlingoth--wishes had a lifetime percription to Prozac
Theragoth--dependant/functional upon therapy or forced into therapy without warning
Cybergoth--technically advanced
Sedagoth--must be/enjoys being repressed/restrained through chemical methods
RenFairgoths--those determined to wear marginally historical clothes from the 16th-18th centuries, including chain mail, soft leather boots, and/or wunder-Corsets. Usually they are also a...
Celtogoth--obsessed with the wailing female voices, harps and all thing Irish, including Harp ale. Especially into matriarchal Celtic mysticism a la Robert Graves, as well as Irish poets. Often in the same circles with...
Gypsygoth--tons of dangly jewelry, often some of it crossing the cheek or forehead under a tassled wrapped scarf. Conduct seances to old Dead Can Dance albums.
MerchantIvorygoth--of the dandy variety, inspired 19th-century achingly romantic drmas by the film company Merchant Ivory (often staring Julian Sands and what's-her-name from Room With a View)
ClubKidgoth--wear the same shiney, glittery platforms to raves and goth clubs
Promgoth--dyed thier prom dress/suit black
NewWavegoth--fierce, pre-categorized goth/new-wave/punky look a la Anne Magnuen in The Hunger
Instagoth--one day they aren't, the next they are(similar to posergoth)
MyLittlePonygoth--thoose with multi-color hair extensions
CromeDomegoth/Baldigoth/Curlygoth--those without hair, intensionally or otherwise
GrungiGoth--Black plaid and Kurt Cobain, need it be defined more?
RavenGoth--Common affliction among NetGoths who have 'Raven' in their handle
QuartzGoth--into crystal/mineral energy, often found wearing small quartz necklaces
LARPGoth--Mistaken for a Goth as they Live Action Role Play, often have BelaGoth syndrome
Germanogoth--Jackboot wearer, & knows how to use them; can be depressed in 2 languages
Ratgoth--Possesses 3+ of the species Rattus Norvegicus/Rattus Rattus, often used as fashion aides
Disneygoth--collector of disneyware, wears black gloves & Mickey Mouse ears to clubs
Godzillagoth--lover of large paper mache monsters (et al)in cheesey horror movies
Bridalgoth--those who take thrift store wedding dresses, "make them goth" & wear them to clubs
Chigoth--those living in the general Chicagoland area (includes IN and WI areas)
Labelgoth--wear only the newest in goth fashion from label such as Begotten, Lip Service, Cyxtees, Eternal, Fun House, ect...
Depechegoth--own every single DepecheMODE album and single, for more info ask DJ Phoenix.
Casualgoth--always wearing all black, but never look completely ready to go out.
Curegoth--do NOT believe Robert Smith when he says that the cure isn't Goth.
Colorgoth--wear color, such as burgundy, purple, red and/or blue, more often than the typical all black attire
Morrisseygoth--"I wear black on the outside, 'cause black is how I feel on then inside." often also Vegigoths, Mopeygoth and Bigoth or Homogoth
Valleygoth--"like, oh my goth"
Siouxsiegoth--jeeper creepers, where'd you get those peepers
Covergoth--One who feels they cannot go out in public unless their face is completely covered in Black and/or White grease paint.. (sometimes resembling a scary circus clown, also connected to "Instagoths")
Transgoth--Goths who crossdress into anothers gender.
????
175 TYPES OF GOTHs
Punkgoth--the original flava!
Mopeygoth--fuck off and die (reading Baudelaire in a coffeehaus)
Perkygoth--would rather live with flopsey and bouncy than mopey
Poseygoth--the offshoot of the partime punk
Bittergoth--one level below mopeygoth
Crankygoth--primarily focused in female goths once per month
Perkygoth Supreme--Edvamp _used_ to be one
Poseurgoth/Visigoth/Miligoth--...if you have to ask...
Vampygoth--subscribes to alt.gothic and alt.vampyres
Crustygoth--those over 40, if they still have hippy tendencies
Mustygoth--those who have been dead a short while
Dustygoth--those who have been dead a very long time
Industragoth--likes both goth and industrial music
Perkydomgoth--a happy dominatrix
Perkysubgoth--happy that _they're_ not in control
Perkyswitchgoth--just happy, no matter who is in control
Mommygoth/Daddygoth--reserved for those with offspring
Polygoth--those with polygamous preferences/desires
Bubblegoth--those who chew gum and blow bubbles at clubs
Kittygoth--those who own Hello Kitty _everything_
Keropigoth--those who own Keropi _everything_
Badtzgoth--those who own Badtz Maru _everything_
Burritogoth--those who have experienced Tortillas
Androgagoth--those who have perfected that androgynous look
Crowgoth--those who think they are Brandon Lee
Monogoth--monogamous relationships only!
Fuzzygoth--those with facial hair or _very_ hairy backs
Arachnogoth--those that have a spider fetish and/or own tarantulas
Necrogoth--those obsessed with death, or sex with the dead
Ultragoth--they know who they are, and we could care less
UltraMegagoth--those born on Halloween or Friday the 13th
Lumigoth--if it glows in the dark, they own it
Manlygoth--reserved especially for Al Golagia and other "men"
Geekygoth--those who have achieved the delicate balance of geekdom and gothdom
Oi!goth--often combined with punkgoth (don't fight with these ones)
Aussiegoth/Austragoth--our friends from down under
Manicgoth--manic depressive
Nerdigoth--those that try to be geekygoth, but don't quite pull it off
Fingoth--reserved exclusively for Desmodus
Fossilgoth--those born 100+ years too early
Neurogoth--cyber freak
Newrogoth--new romantics
Sistergoth--devote followers of the Sisters of Mercy
Studygoth--those enrolled at a form of higher/continued education
Taxigoth--those who possess full-time jobs and help feed Uncle Sam
Spraygoth--one who fells the need to spray alt.gothic periodically
Flamegoth--one who enjoys the art of flaming
Inkygoth--those with 2+ tattoos
Blinkygoth--own those blinking red eyed bat keychains
Pezgoth--own _both_ the skeleton and witch Pez(tm) dispensor
Purrygoth--those who like cats more than people
Newbiegoth--just goth the courage to begin posting and/or clubbing
Anarchigoth--anarchists
Miligoth--military goth
Belagoth--those who aspire to Lugosi's attributes
Panicgoth--regular consumers of Manic Panic(tm) products
Fangygoth--those with professional fangs made
Bondagoth--enjoys bondage (giving or receiving)
Bigoth--bi-sexual goth
Lesbigoth--lesbian goth
Homogoth--gay goth
Boxgoth--own one or more lunchboxes to carry personal effects
Petalgoth--obsessed with drying roses, black roses, or eating roses
Babygoth/Childgoth--offspring of goths
Fairygoth--those that are godmother/mother to #64
Gangstagoth--boiz/grlz chillin in da hood
Noodlegoth--those on the ramen/maccaroni/spaghetti/pasta budget
Fishygoth--wear fishnet on _any_ part of their body
Aquagoth--their only nourishment is in the form of liquids
Alcigoth--alcoholic goth
Vegigoth--vegetarian goth
Orthogoth--wear braces, retainers, ect...
LittleMinigoth/stumpygoth--those under 5'1"
Shygoth--prone to staring and hiding behind/under people/things at clubs
Murkeygoth--goes mopey/perky/mopey/perky (repeat), similar to manicgoth
Spineygoth--has hedgehogs in their sig or porcupine/hedgehog fetish
Quantumgoth--ask Sexbat ^..^ ,he will tell you
Semigoth--haven't committed 100% to gothdom (part-time goth)
Redgoth--community over ego goth, AKA commiegoth
Stonergoth--ingests/grows/produces illegal substances for the mind/body
Litigoth--nightmare lawyers
Gungoth--watch out for them and their alt.gothic.guns.guns.guns!!!
Crimpygoth--crimped hair nightmare
Spikeygoth--spiked hair, spiked jacket, and/or spiked collar
Chiroptogoth--bat lovers or anything to do with bats
Netgoth--isn't everyone who reads this?
Jellogoth--serves oh-so-difficult custom creations to honored guests
Metagoth--sorry, lost the definition... (help?)
Betagoth--still trying to get out of test mode for final release
Wankergoth--thinks they are the 1st to denounce goth this/that
Barbigoth--collects Barbies & dresses them up like goths (Ken/Skipper too)
Duckiegoth--brings a rubber duckie to clubs and shows
Miscgoth/Calicogoth/Muttgoth--a miscellaneous smattering of all types
Comigoth--reads/collects comic books
Sandygoth--obsessed with Sandman or loves the beach
Winniegoth--Winnie the Pooh/A.A. Milne fans. say "Oh Bother!" a lot
Swampgoth--into Swamp subgenres (Nick Cave, Cramps, ect...)
Behemothgoth--600+ pounds goth
Oldschoolgoth--don't like anything after Bauhaus broke up
Newschoolgoth--don't like anything before Bauhaus broke up
Amerigoth--into only USA goth bands, or are from the USA
Britgoth--into only UK goth bands, or are from the UK
Slothgoth--veeerrryyy veeerrryyy sllloooww goth
Brothgoth--like soup or can only afford a soup diet
Moshgoth--those into pits (willingly that is)
Pogogoth--jump up and down, don't mosh (usually a perkygoth as well)
Robogoth/Bionicgoth--those who are androids or have false limbs
Dixiegoth--from the south... y'all
Yankeegoth--from the north... yous guys
Weekendgoth--goth on weekends only
Coughgoth--goffs wif a cold *sniff*
Ditzygoth--dumb goths
Htoggoth--dyslexic goths (also palindromic goths)
Mothgoth--goths after the larvel stage
Archigoth--one who archives alt.gothic articles, ect...
Billygoth--one who likes rockabilly
Ambigoth--thinks that Brian Eno's _Discreet_Music_ is too noisy and agitated, usually a lover of 4AD/Projekt bands
Canagoth--from the Big Maple Leaf place
Cyclogoth--lover of moterbike/bicycles/unicycles
Whitbygoth--ask Jane Shaw, she'll tell you!
Topgoth--Whitby Gothic Festival badge wearer and damn proud!
Holygoth--devout religious goths
Pagangoth--followers of their own religion, or lack thereof
Grumpygoth--is related to Sneezy, Happy, Sleepy, ect...
Docgoth--devout wearer of Doc Martens (any kind)
Armagoth--has purchased records at Armageddon, or loves armadillos
Texgoth--duh! they're from Texas
Notagoth--one who insists on claiming that they're "not a goth!"
Negativegoth--wearer of white garb
Modgoth--goths with scooters (old European ones, not Hondas)
Converjagoth--has/will atten/ed a/an Convergence
Frothgoth--infuriated flamer who falls for every troll on alt.gothic
Crunchygoth--maitians a bat house, grows own wormood, brings spiders into house
Juvigoth--thoose under the tender age of 18, but older than 12
Glittergoth--puts glitter everywhere! especially body, usually also Perkygoth
Nephgoth--those who think Fields of the Nephilium are the definitive gothic band
Sologoth--goths living in un-gothic places looking for a scene to inhabit
Ophidigoth--ones fond of, in possesion of, with the name of a legless reptile
Chaosgoth--thrive of causing and/or being in chaotic/stressful/hectic environments (can also be a fractal freak)
Pyrogoth--fire! fire!
Peppygoth--has lifetime perscription of Prozac (drug induced Perkygoth)
Maudlingoth--wishes had a lifetime percription to Prozac
Theragoth--dependant/functional upon therapy or forced into therapy without warning
Cybergoth--technically advanced
Sedagoth--must be/enjoys being repressed/restrained through chemical methods
RenFairgoths--those determined to wear marginally historical clothes from the 16th-18th centuries, including chain mail, soft leather boots, and/or wunder-Corsets. Usually they are also a...
Celtogoth--obsessed with the wailing female voices, harps and all thing Irish, including Harp ale. Especially into matriarchal Celtic mysticism a la Robert Graves, as well as Irish poets. Often in the same circles with...
Gypsygoth--tons of dangly jewelry, often some of it crossing the cheek or forehead under a tassled wrapped scarf. Conduct seances to old Dead Can Dance albums.
MerchantIvorygoth--of the dandy variety, inspired 19th-century achingly romantic drmas by the film company Merchant Ivory (often staring Julian Sands and what's-her-name from Room With a View)
ClubKidgoth--wear the same shiney, glittery platforms to raves and goth clubs
Promgoth--dyed thier prom dress/suit black
NewWavegoth--fierce, pre-categorized goth/new-wave/punky look a la Anne Magnuen in The Hunger
Instagoth--one day they aren't, the next they are(similar to posergoth)
MyLittlePonygoth--thoose with multi-color hair extensions
CromeDomegoth/Baldigoth/Curlygoth--those without hair, intensionally or otherwise
GrungiGoth--Black plaid and Kurt Cobain, need it be defined more?
RavenGoth--Common affliction among NetGoths who have 'Raven' in their handle
QuartzGoth--into crystal/mineral energy, often found wearing small quartz necklaces
LARPGoth--Mistaken for a Goth as they Live Action Role Play, often have BelaGoth syndrome
Germanogoth--Jackboot wearer, & knows how to use them; can be depressed in 2 languages
Ratgoth--Possesses 3+ of the species Rattus Norvegicus/Rattus Rattus, often used as fashion aides
Disneygoth--collector of disneyware, wears black gloves & Mickey Mouse ears to clubs
Godzillagoth--lover of large paper mache monsters (et al)in cheesey horror movies
Bridalgoth--those who take thrift store wedding dresses, "make them goth" & wear them to clubs
Chigoth--those living in the general Chicagoland area (includes IN and WI areas)
Labelgoth--wear only the newest in goth fashion from label such as Begotten, Lip Service, Cyxtees, Eternal, Fun House, ect...
Depechegoth--own every single DepecheMODE album and single, for more info ask DJ Phoenix.
Casualgoth--always wearing all black, but never look completely ready to go out.
Curegoth--do NOT believe Robert Smith when he says that the cure isn't Goth.
Colorgoth--wear color, such as burgundy, purple, red and/or blue, more often than the typical all black attire
Morrisseygoth--"I wear black on the outside, 'cause black is how I feel on then inside." often also Vegigoths, Mopeygoth and Bigoth or Homogoth
Valleygoth--"like, oh my goth"
Siouxsiegoth--jeeper creepers, where'd you get those peepers
Covergoth--One who feels they cannot go out in public unless their face is completely covered in Black and/or White grease paint.. (sometimes resembling a scary circus clown, also connected to "Instagoths")
Transgoth--Goths who crossdress into anothers gender.
????
You might be a redneck goth if...
your coffin is up on blocks.
your hearse has a shotgun rack
your wife-beater shirt is black.
your coon dogs are named Bela and Lestat.
you have a pair of black latex overalls, with no crotch.
you drink the blood of animals at night, and then sodomize them.
you have hickeys with fang marks.
you check the blood type of your victim with a dipstick.
you don't have two front teeth, but you do have fangs.
your banjo is made of human flesh and bone.
your blood comes in a box
you hold late night walks and poetry readings, in a junkyard.
you think Johnny Cash has 'pretty lips'
your coffin is lined with a velvet confederate flag
your hearse's horn plays the first few notes of Dixie, in D minor.
your hearse has Playboy mudflaps.
you have a Moon tan line when wearing a short sleeve shirt.
your coffin liner is black and grey plaid.
your hearse is jacked up and sports dear lights.
you smoke cloves in a corncob pipe.
you dye your sheep black.
you have elbow length black latex gloves, covered in pig shit.
you midwived the cow your leather boots came from.
your oh-so-spooky homepage is at www.y'all.com.
that's engine grease on your face, not makeup.
your bull's nose is pierced 6 times.
even your teeth are black.
your hearse has its doors welded shut.
you have a black velvet Elvis painting, postmortem.
your child's first words were 'Ah! The light!'.
your hearse has a trailer hitch.
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Kissed (1996)
Genre: Romance / Drama (more)
Tagline: Love Knows No Bounds.
Plot Summary: Over the years, a child's romantic ideals about death blossom into necrophilia, the study of embalming and the most profound relationship of her life
Ok we have seen this years ago when it came out . I just found it again, one of those"Damnit I can't remember the name of that movie things", that you file away and forget about well . I was looking for something else and there it is...
Ok it is a Strange story, slightly disturbing, but not really...have seen much worse..ie DRUIDS
HIM LYRICS - Wings Of A Butterfly
Heaven ablaze in our eyes
We're standing still in time
The blood on our hands is the wine
We offer as sacrifice
[Chorus]
Come on, and show them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
This endless mercy mile
We're crawling side by side
With hell freezing over in our eyes
Gods kneel before our crime
[Chorus]
Come on lets show, them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly)
Don't let go
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly)
For your soul
[Chorus]
Come on, and show them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly)
Don't let go
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly) [x2]
For your soul"
HIM LYRICS - Join Me In Death
My New Fav Song.....*)
Baby join me in death
Baby join me in death
Baby join me in death
We are so young
our lives have just begun
but already we're considering
escape from this world
and we've waited for so long
for this moment to come
we're so anxious to be together
together in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Won't you die
Baby join me in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
This world is a cruel place
and we're here only to lose
so before life tears us apart let
death bless me with you
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Won't you die
Baby join me in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
this life ain't worth living
this life ain't worth living
this life ain't worth living
this life ain't worth living
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Won't you die
Baby join me in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Baby join me in death"
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